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Pistachio

by ninjacow October 31, 2010
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pistachio sex

when you’re both under the covers while having sex but the person on the bottom has just their head sticking out
hey paul how was your night?”
“it was amazing, me and stacey had pistachio sex!”
by sexybottom121 April 22, 2021
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hot pistachio

When you take a mans nut and put it in the microwave and drink it
Did your gir like that hot pistachio
by Bigdickbitches November 21, 2017
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National Pistachio Day

National Pistachio Day is today! Celebrate National Pistachio Day on February 26th every year!
National Pistachio Day is a day to celebrate Pistachios! National Pistachio Day is on February 26th every year! If you don't like Pistachios then this national holiday isn't for you. Have fun celebrating National Pistachio Day everyone!
by KassWritesDefinitions February 26, 2023
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Joe Pistachio

A private eye, detective,
from the 30's, first appeared on Public Access 23 (Athens, OH) in 1998. Has since turned into a series of comedy movies.

Joe Pistachio was created and played by Ty Halley
"This is Joe... Jooooooooe, Pistachio!"
by Jack Flack June 1, 2004
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pistachio ginger nut

Essence of a divine ginger, unique and precious above all other redheads. This particular variant displaying characteristics more commonly seen in pixies, yet somehow able to obfuscate their emotions and illicit empathy from even the most cunning prey. Approach with caution, and enjoy the ride!
I thought it would be cool to date a redhead, but she ended up being a pistachio ginger nut and ate my soul!
by Xeg June 10, 2017
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Pustachio

A guy that is too young to grow a mustache but grows a lame ass one anyway.
Did you see that fuzz on Aaron's upper lip ? He's 12, it looks like he glued pubes to his lip. . . a pustachio !!!
by MTS73 August 25, 2010
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