phillippines

A beautiful tropical country that has a problem with narccisctic hypocrites

The Phillippines.

by Frostbitee May 14, 2015

Philipino Nosedive

A sexual act in which you handcuff your partner, (preferably female) to the headboard and dive into her vagina, in hopes to get your whole head inside

Guy 1: why is your girlfriend walking so funny?
Guy 2: i Philipino Nosedived her last night.

by guppy pboi January 21, 2013

Phillipeno Breakfast

A sexual act involving over easy eggs. Eggs are poured into vagina, then eaten out. Fucked up isnt it?

Mary: Tom eat these now! Its a PHILLIPENO breakfast
Tom: You fucked up my breakfast, bitch. *Beats Mary*

by SKLZ Are what i have January 29, 2010

phillipenis

A gay asian kid from the phillipenes. Most likely plays world of warcraft all day and jerks off to his moms porn and uses her dildo while his dog licks his ballsack

Yo omg I met this phillipenis on WOW and now I wanna fuck him and his small cock

by bryan scrotum January 13, 2008

Philliponator

The Philliponator is a penis so big that it bursts the clit and ruptures the vaginal opening and puts so much pressure on the pussy lips that they have a permenant crease , usually comparable to a horse (9-13 inches). The names origin come from jack phillipson - a man who was first diagnosed with this condition as a result of the manslaughter of 3 girls Whalst enduring sexual inter course with them.

Girl 1: .............
Docter: he must have had the philliponator

by Ewarlord7 May 31, 2018

phillipino duster

After consuming mexican food, the person then covers his/her spouse in raunchy farts.

We ate at Homero's last night, and when we got home I gave my wife a phillipino duster. She was not amused.

by Matandy January 27, 2010

Philipino girls

When u go down the street and occasionally see the bad ass chicks - that is mean u have met philipos girls. Beware of them!!! They watch ur ass while eating cookies, they will slap ur ass every second, they have fucking accent ... and ... and they wear gerders, which in their language means big breasted bras....

Look!Look! Philipino girls r watching ur ass!!!

by The pervert September 29, 2011