peenu

is a noose that you use one your fingers to make you into a Pensi

dude look at these it's my new peenu

by Formation March 4, 2005

phenus

Swollen manly truncheon from hell

Oh my god! His phenus ripped my asshole apart, and then got stuck,

by Christina O October 8, 2005

peednus

The name "Sundeep" spelled backwards. It is used to emulate the sound of the word "penis" as an insult to people with the name Sundeep.

Shyan: Dude, Sundeep is being such an asshole today!
Robbie: I know, man, he's being such a Peednus!

by digit42223 April 19, 2009

Peenug

Cajun Slang

the Stalk of Feces that Gets backed into a mans penis after having messy anal sex

ehhh bruh...ma dick done shitted a peenug...ah gotta stop fuckin in duh butt T

by poo poo broussard November 29, 2011

PEENUR

slang for penis, usually spelled in all caps. Shrivels when SCAREY MONSTURS are about.

OMG A SCAREY MONSTUR!! HE'L EET MY PEENUR!!

Sorry for using all caps.

by TripperDay January 18, 2004

Penuse

A disfigured or non-functioning penis.

Girl: Hey Anderson you have a fucked up cock.

Boy: Yeah I know its a penuse

by SQUIRTY BERTY June 10, 2014

Peenut

When a man is having sexual intercourse but also very badly needs to urinate, he begins to pee a little while his cum load is shooting out. This happens to all men. If they deny this, they are a fucking liar.

Your Peenut is very messy, and often happens when you are receiving felatio. The woman is often left with a bitter taste in her mouth, but is never to discover the cause of the unwelcomed flavor.

Miles: "Dude...last night I was about to blow my snot all over this chick's mouth when all of the sudden...I felt IT coming on."

Blake: "Felt what coming on, brolavski?"

Miles: "The urge to take a piss, broncanus!"

Blake: "Dude bro...that's called a Peenut."

Miles: "Well, that Peenut filled that slootes cock cutter like a jar o' jam".

Blake: "Well done, Smiles. Next time ask if she's ready for a pearl shower."

by Pantieraid May 20, 2016