Peanut 

A person that gets so roasted, they become salty, like a peanut. the perfect metaphor.

"I roasted him so hard he was a peanut

Peanut by Roastmastah December 29, 2016

peanut 

Meaning a person/persons in a gang of kevs

'He is in that gang of peanuts'

peanut by Shibby October 22, 2003

Peanut 

A young Nigerian prince who was outcast from his fellow chocolate people. Most of the time is also pretty shit at Mario Kart (7). Thinks that a winning streak starts at one because he is an idiot. Young Boi

"Peanut, do you want to play Mario Kart?"
"Sure! I'll be sure to beat you this time Kimo!!"
"Yeah right, ratnew!"

Peanut by Penut12347 March 10, 2018

Peanut 

Peanut is a smoking game, played by 4-X players. Everyone is required to bring their own weed. It starts with the first person (picked anyway you decide) they fill up the bowl with their own weed, then puff puff pass rules are followed throughout the whole game. when the bowl is emptied, the last person to take a hit refills it with their own weed, and the game continues. The last person to run out of weed is the winner and overall the highest of everyone.

(this game was thought of and ultimatly invented by Peanut....long live peanut!)

Person 1 : "Hey guys, lets throw a peanut party!"

Person 2 : "Yeah, and dont forget to bring your own "peanuts" ;) :-p"

Person 3 : "stupid gay joke...."

Peanut by JLF July 20, 2008

Peanut 

Someone who is says Dumb shit all the time

Damar: Yo I just figured out 9/11 was a set up
Adrain: you fucking peanut you need to stop watching those conspiracy videos

Peanut by Just-Vibe June 21, 2019

Peanut 

When someone nuts and urinates at the same time and everything within 45 centimeters will just vanish

“Why is there a hole in the ground?”
“Someone did a peanut.”
“Oh, not again...”

Peanut by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 27, 2021

peanut 

a little pussy-like man that cannot hold his own after four beers.

That peanut over there has been dry heaving for hours after four beers LOLZORS!

peanut by Brucey5 June 16, 2007