Paycheck Stealer

When a player has seemingly given up on trying to win major tournaments and is only there to receive the eyewatering salaries.

Or most of the time, players who do jack shit in pro play and still get paid for it.

"That fucker always runs it down, why is still signed for another two years, fucking paycheck stealer."

by nihilitee November 22, 2024

Chase After Your Paycheck Bank

A fitting nickname for Chase Bank because of it’s ultra-sneaky nickel-and-diming practices which will easily drain every last dollar from your small account unless you question every petty fee getting stolen from you.

Chase Bank CEO Jamie Dimon is a master scammer targeting the poor who has singlehandedly refined all of the usurious policies of his Chase After Your Paycheck Bank to maximize his own gigantic profit.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2021

whole paycheck

it is so expensive to go to whole foods, i just call it whole paycheck

i think i'll stop at whole paycheck for some samples.

by tripleniple March 17, 2009

YA MOTHA'S PAYCHECK

the act of stealing your mother's paycheck and/or income tax return ; usually because i'm giving her the meat stick.

JAMES: Hey Dave, wanna come to the bar this weekend?
DAVE: Ooo i would like to.......right after i spend ya motha's paycheck!

by trendygangfre$h February 15, 2019

Johnny paycheck

The last paycheck you get after you tell your boss to " Take this job and shove it "

I told my jerk of a boss to "take this job and shove it" and that he could mail me my Johnny paycheck.

by ttjasi November 9, 2013

Whole Paycheck

What you use to pay for your groceries at Whole Foods

Bob: "Where did you shop for groceries this week?"

Melissa: "I went to Whole Paycheck."

by iimurph March 22, 2009

Johnny Paycheck

The act of dramatically quitting your worthless job and telling your boss how you really feel about things.

Immortalized in the 1981 song “Take this Job and Shove It” Written and by redneck artist David Allen Coe and performed by country western idol Johnny Paycheck.

In the construction industry a full Johnny Paycheck is punctuated by forcefully throwing your hardhat or a half full beer bottle at the boss.

Variation: "You can't fire me - I quit!!!

See dragging up

Ironworker #1: "Did you see Jim Earl this afternoon?"
Ironworker #2: "Yeah man he had a liquid lunch and did a Johnny Paycheck down at the main office"
Welder #1 "He threw a beer at that cocksucker from quality assurance and sent him to the hospital"
Ironworker #1"I'll have to buy the man beer!"

by Major Kong February 26, 2007