A gay man or lesbian, usually closeted, who actively works against gay rights or supports politicians that do so. The Uncle Tom of homosexuality.
Named after megachurch leader Ted Haggard, who was infamously shown to have taken meth and received massages from a gay escort in private while denouncing the evils of homosexuality in public.
Named after megachurch leader Ted Haggard, who was infamously shown to have taken meth and received massages from a gay escort in private while denouncing the evils of homosexuality in public.
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Get the Pastor Ted mug.Well.. she writes a lot. Shes a lot of things that start with "p". Perky, Polite, Pretty, and she makes everyone happy. Shes a good friend of mine and I can't help but to smile when she is around. She cares for other people and tells the truth. Without Paeton I'd be lost. Wether you love her or hate her, she is a good person and shes also very talented, if you ever get the chance to know one, take it. Nuff said. Shez beautiful and smart and she can kick your ass in a debate. Shes a fragile one but she has a strong soul so don't hurt her or I'll kill you.
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Get the Paeton mug.The Pantomime Factor is a device used by writers of film and TV dramas that has the audience shouting at the screen, when what the hero or heroine is about to do, defies imagination and logic.
An example of The Pantomime Factor.
The heroine on a dark night walks alone into her unlit house which clearly has had a forced entry and fails to see a figure lurking in the dark as they stumble about, never even thinking about turning on a light.
More impressionable observers will be shouting; "Look out behind you!" and similar warnings at the screen, but of course to no avail.
The heroine on a dark night walks alone into her unlit house which clearly has had a forced entry and fails to see a figure lurking in the dark as they stumble about, never even thinking about turning on a light.
More impressionable observers will be shouting; "Look out behind you!" and similar warnings at the screen, but of course to no avail.
by Doghouse Riley July 3, 2008
Get the The Pantomime Factor mug.A man who recorded his first album in 1989 with influential band Faith No More and promoted Mr. Bungle (the best bnad ever) in the process, and then went on to work in Tomahawk and Fantomas, also gonad kicking groups. Also known as the best person in the music industry with a razorblade sense of humor and a tendency to work 14 things at a time like a motherfucker.
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Get the Partouza mug.A musical genius who can master his voice to any style from hip-hop to metal. Also a member of many influental bands, including Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Tomahawk, and Fantomas.
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