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P.O.A.T.D

Dude I'm gonna go drop a log in the bathroom. poatd (P.O.A.T.D.)
by Lawfawnda December 12, 2008
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T P D

When you have a two inch penis and it doesnt look like its getting any bigger.
TPD stands for Tiny Penis Disease
My friend Pete got pantsed in gym and everyone found out about his TPD. its really small
by johavon May 13, 2005
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D.T.P.

Darwinian Targetted Person, One who is marked, from birth, to be removed from the Gene Pool for the good of the whole.
You see that guy who accidentally shot himself last night?
Yeah, what a DTP...
by Dorf May 11, 2004
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P.T.T.P.S.D.

Post Traumatic Toilet Paper Stress Disorder.
That moment after you start pooping and then realize there is no tp in the bathroom.
I contracted P.T.T.P.S.D. after dropping a duece and discovered there was no tp in the stall.
by insanemailman April 12, 2014
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E.M.P.F.T.B.D

Eat. My. Pussy. From. The. Back. Daddy
by J TopDogg May 27, 2021
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Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D)

The realization that you have to go back to doing the same ole shit after a week in paradise.
-You think you hear your friend doing a beer bong in the bathroom

-Wake up and throw a towel over your shoulder and head down to the pool that doesn't exist

-You find your hotel room to look exactly like your room at home

Bro 1: Ayyy brah I woke up this morning with a kink in my neck, was gonna head down to the hot tub to straighten it out.

Bro 2: Yo bro, we aren't in PCB anymore, we dont even have a hot tub! You must be suffering from Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D)!
by bvc55 July 28, 2012
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p.d.t.t.m

Please .don't. talk. to .me
Yo your annoying P.D.T.T.M
by Kavianna June 19, 2017
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