F.L.A.P.

"The Freedom Loving Alcoholics Party." The political arm of the more militant right-wing group S.H.L.F. F.L.A.P. is committed to the creation of an intellectual consensus against sitting inside all weekend and never going out. Less concerned with Steve's house per se, F.L.A.P. is opposed to a more global problem: being a douche bag and not going out on the weekend.

Yeah, I'm a member of F.L.A.P. but not the S.H.L.F. because they went a little overboard with the whole Tiffy kidnapping/Yak-a-black decapitation thing.

by S.H.L.F May 8, 2005

F.L.A.P.

Acronym for Feeling Like A Player.

When you are working two or more people at one time you should be F.L.A.P.ing

by lmafohehe September 24, 2011

P.I.L.F.

Parent I’d Like to Fuck. Gender-neutral term for M.I.L.F/D.I.L.F.

Person A: Yo dude look at that… wait what gender are they?
Person B: IDK but they’re definitely a P.I.L.F.

by FirstThimgsSeconds June 13, 2021

V.P.I.L.F.

Vice President I'd Like to Fuck.

Most notably referring to 2008 Republican VP nominee Sarah Palin.

"Wow, I don't think I could spend four years forced to look at Joe Biden on CSPAN."

"We won't have to if the GOP pulls through, Sarah Palin is a V.P.I.L.F."

"Dude, you're right. She's hot."

by wickliffe November 1, 2008

V.P.I.L.F.

Vice President I'd Like To Fuck

Sarah Palin is a V.P.I.L.F.

by Jmaccobo October 21, 2008

P.I.L.F.

Poppa I'd Like to Fuck, could also be used as D.I.L.F. or F.I.L.F. (Daddy or Father, respectively).

I was damn sexy before, but now that my baby was born I'm a P.I.L.F.

by Gr8Ralphy4u October 22, 2006

V.P.I.L.F.

vice president I'd like to fuck.
Similar to a milf but a vice president

Vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin might be the first V.P.I.L.F.! she is better than a M.I.L.F!

by stenmeister November 6, 2008