O.P.T.L.I.F.

A abbreviation for

Oh
Praise
The
Lord
It's
Friday

Worker 1: Hey guess what day it is... FRIDAY!

Worker 2: O.P.T.L.I.F. !!!

by saladlickerman January 21, 2010

I.S.M.P.F.L.

I Shit My Pants From Laughing

dude, ashley queefed in the middle of class! I.S.M.P.F.L.

by schlipdopp yummm February 22, 2010

D.T.F.L.P.P

Down To Fuck Like Puking Pitbulls.

It's a reference to a gif on the internet with two pitbulls fucking until one pukes and starts to eat it, saying that you are indeed interested in getting down and fucking like puking pitbulls.

"That girl seems pretty D.T.F.L.P.P I'm really interested"

by fornk May 24, 2014

P.H.I.L.F.

Pregnant Hottie I'd Like to Fuck

Now that she is pregnant again, Karen has gone from a M.I.L.F. to a P.H.I.L.F. in my book.

by Jeffrey James January 20, 2009

C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S.

Acronym for: Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety.
-As heard in Grand Theft auto : Liberty City Stories

I was playing GTA LCS yesterday and they said there is a association called Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety. I want to join C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S.!

by Euvic Von Stuvic July 11, 2006

F.L.I.P

acronym that stands for "Fuck Love I'm Pimpin"; anyone who's not ready for love yet, through with love, or just wants to chill and have fun without getting to serious in relationships

Johnny said he loves me but I can't deal with that right now, Im in F.L.I.P mode

by simona88 December 15, 2008

R.I.P.M.Y.L.I.F.E

An abbreviation for when you drive your car off a bridge while texting and driving.

R.I.P.M.Y.L.I.F.E... OOF

by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019