ozzism

One who acts autistic but isn't actually autistic.

I think my boyfriend has ozzism.

My son doesn't have autism, he has ozzism.

by OzzBanana May 26, 2019

Ozzie

Someone with a shittier haircut than will's GTA 5 haircut and thinks your mom jokes are funny.

random bystander:"LMAO look at that ozzie over there! what a retard"
Coen:"Almost as bad as YOUR MOM'S!"
Ozzie:"LMAO, HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHHAH, GOOOD ONE!"

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by NIGGA CHEESE GANG May 31, 2020

Ozzie

a literal friggin monkey who climbs trees, and structures without an ounce of struggle. also happens to be an awesome friend.

"whats that up on the massive building?"
"It's Ozzie!"

by theghostofalex February 15, 2022

Ozzie Bomb

A term used to describe a shot in the game of golf. It is a tee shot taken with a driver that does not travel further than 190 yards. The person who hit the shot, however, will claim he has “piped it”. Typically they will be pleased with their shot despite the pathetic distance it has traveled.

Golfer 1: I absolutely ripped that drive!

Golfer 2: Not really mate, that was an Ozzie Bomb.

by Rookmandingo February 24, 2022

Ray Ozzie

The new CEO of microsoft. Many hope that Ray will "Fix the house that bill built". (As quoted from WIRED magazine.)

"I shure hope that Ray Ozzie knows what he's doing, microsoft is already in hot water!"

by |WTF| January 14, 2009

ozzie ball

the art a playing baseball in a negro fashion.

they won the game in controversial fashion using ozzie ball.

by j saunders June 20, 2006

ozzie

An ozzie is a person of australian desent. A typical Ozzie is a person who still thinks adidas ´button up´ pants are cool, they cannot dance and use beer in place of water.They complain of wogs being on welfare when the majority of people on welfare/centrelink are indeed ozzies. If you are an ozzie reading this, well done for completing your highschool education...ozzies put down wogs but then take on the typical wog appearence and attitude. Ozzies ancestors were convicts and not much has changed within their intellect or personality. Ozzies are known for their terrible haircuts, putrid body odour and alcoholic parents. They also constantly wear the same singlets,thongs and claim to be true australians, when infact australia belongs to the aboriginies. So next time you see a skinny pimply faced broadmeadows red neck ozzie...take a moment and pity these helpless retards...also...throw 20 cents to them so they can be happy and run to the nearest milk-bar to buy a single ciggarette, usually a ´horizon´ or ´holiday´. Ozzies also love to get bashed by lebos.

´helen, that cow is a ozzie and a half!´

´Must be thursday welfare/centrelink payday...see all the ozzies linning up at the atm and phone boxes?´

´oh my god ! is that person having an epileptic fit?....nah its just an ozzie trying to dance´

by rawTruth December 12, 2008