oenis

oenis:
A viral infection which causes the penis to turn into an O. The viral infection is contracted and spread through sexual contact with an infected individual. Symptoms may include swelling of the genitals, course reddish bumps, discoloration of the genitals, and a burning sensation while urinating.

A week after a "study session" with AOD, Jimmy consulted his doctor and found out there was no cure for his oenis.

by Undariaus November 14, 2007

Soft Opening

When a man masturbates prior to having sex, in order to last longer.

Bro, I have a hot date tonight. I'm gonna have a soft opening first.

by Cire Nicnor March 30, 2015

Oseriemen

A gift from God (God’s gift)

Oseriemen is all I need to be happy

by blairbinit February 2, 2020

œnion

An œnion is a French cuisine composed of an onion wrapped in orange peeling, despite its simplicity its citrus taste helps complement the crispness of the onion.

Person 1: What's an oenion?
Person 2: Its an onion rapped in orange peel. Also, it's pronounced œnion.

Person 1: I don't believe you.
*Person 2 gives person 1 an œnion*
Person 1: Holy shit.

by WhoTheFuckReadsTheseAnyways June 6, 2023

Opening a can of whoop-ass

(Verb) The act of unleashing a beat-down upon a human being

The drunk dumbfuck wouldn't stop talking shit, so I began by opening a can of whoop-ass on him; now he's being treated for a broken jaw.

by HurricaneLayne December 30, 2009

olsening

Starving yourself like Mary Kate.

I'm olsening this week so I can fit into my thin pants.

by Chad Nads July 25, 2006

opening theory

n.-A chess term for the strategy employed in the first couple moves (opening) of a chess game. Nonsense if you want to have fun.

Haven't you studied your opening theory?
Shut up.

by raskolnikov, PhD. April 12, 2007