olsening

Starving yourself like Mary Kate.

I'm olsening this week so I can fit into my thin pants.

by Chad Nads July 25, 2006

Olsoning

The act of being a pedophile, scam artist, and overall piece of shit, all in one.

That Nick kid is Olsoning so hard. His existence kills brain cells of anyone within a 3 mile radius.

by ldoybl May 5, 2019

Olsoning

To reach a level of intoxication in which gravity increases by a minimum of 50% and hallucinations develop in which one is surrounded by "bitch ass niggas." Speech is inhibited and condensed down to vulgar language, all of which is slurred to beyond comprehension.

"Yesterday I got so drunk I was just rolling around on the floor telling my roommate to fuck off."
"Dude, you were totally Olsoning."

by theLoneRanger March 13, 2015

Olsoning

When you create a kick ass group and people get jealous and make up lies and talk shit.

Tyler is baby and is really jealous of that guys Olsoning skills so he talks shit on the internet.

by GimpyJ May 5, 2019