oompher

n. a girlfriend who jumps on your bed and attacks you.

"You oompher!", or "You are such an oompher!", or "Get off my bed, you oompher!"

by lizzyshen October 11, 2006

oomph

sexy

hey baby, that red short shorts makes you look oomphy!

by nbinny May 14, 2011

oomphoompha

Interchangable with Faafaaluufaa as derogative term for Samoan people. Refers to the sound of Samoan names said quickly.

"Oomphoompha! Or should I say Faafaaluufaa?"

by Gogee March 20, 2005

Oomphadoompha

extremely ridiculous

that song was oomphadoompha

by azile aem March 30, 2009

Oomphie

More oomph than oomph; oomphier than usual;

I wish this newscaster was more oomphie.

by CattyTumbee February 9, 2010

Oomphaloomph

A sexual act performed in a bathroom stall between a male and a male or a male and a female. A male is sitting down with his pants down, the other person mounts his erect penis and gyrates on the penis until orgasm.

You've heard of the mile high club, right baby? Have you heard of the sex in the potty club?

by 1873X December 15, 2003

OOOMCH

A term you use when you get frustrated or also when you get excited. Ironic Huh?

OOOMCH A NEW NANCY DREW GAME IS COMING OUT!!

by prettyhippo June 28, 2010