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Onesif

shortened version of, What would happen if
Onesif aliens were real?
by adrockian June 25, 2019
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obesist

For instance, mistaking a fat person for one of your fat friends for the sole reason of them being fat. Bro that’s obesist
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Creeper Onesie

A demonic object only worn by the most retarded
"Take off the Creeper Onesie?? I don't think thats an option mother"
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Onasis

Someone who is smart, successful,
funny, sexy and good looking with a
really big dick. Doesn't care what
people think and and all the guys want
to be like him while all the girls want to
be with him.
The guy over there is an Onasis
by Jack Rabbit Jones October 19, 2013
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onerism

A pedant writes:

This is a mis-spelling of the more correct onanism.

Onan is a person described in the Bible (book of Genesis). He was the second son of Judah. His name is the origin for the sexual term onanism (synonym of masturbation), which many consider to be based on a misinterpretation as it more properly refers to spilling seed...

After his older brother Er died Onan was to marry Er's widow Tamar. According to the Bible, when he had sexual intercourse with his brother's wife he spilt his seed upon the ground (Genesis 38:7-9); the Bible says that he did this because (under the custom of levirate marriage) the child would not be considered his, but his late brother's. In response to this transgression, God killed Onan.
'Onerism, you ill educated peasant, surely you mean Onanism!'

Instead of 'Oh Fuck' one would use the following 'By Onan's withered Balls!'

Well, you could if you wanted ;-)
by Nickdubya January 13, 2006
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onesies

N. urination. Derived from the term number one. Originally used in the sitcom show Scrubs.
"Sorry, gotta go make onesies."
by Scrubby May 6, 2008
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onesie

a single cigarette sold over the counter by a retail establishment, instead of a pack of 20. useful in New York if you don't have the $8 for a pack. also useful for the quitting smoker who just needs one nicotine hit to take the edge off. onesie's are illegal in some states - eg Illinois 2009
"he sold me a onesie with a cup of coffee"
by mak108 August 22, 2009
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