One Pump Man

When you and your significant other are havin hot sex but you finish too early.

Man: Ugh uhnn

Woman: Did you already finish? Ugh you're definitely a one pump man

by ThisHobgoblin August 10, 2016

One pump chump

A person who drinks one drink and is drunk/ throws up. Lightweight

That dude is a one pump chump he threw up off one drink.

by Slapanja September 2, 2020

negative one pump chump

one who jizzes in their pants at anything like in the lonely island video.

A breeze flew in and I jizzed in my pants. That is a negative one pump chump move.

by Thisgirlruns August 12, 2012

hugh one pump harris

when you have a tiny gremlin penis and only require one pump to ejaculate and spread your gremlin aids

hugh is the definition of hugh one pump harris because he has a tiny penis and has gremlin aids and only requires one thrust on his cock to bust

by 3rd floor creww October 20, 2009

Just One Pump

The "Just One Pump" Frappuccino is the favourite drink of skinny bitches, along with the Vodka Diet Coke.

This is an option you can ask for when ordering your Frappuccino at Starbucks.

It refers to barristas pumping less sugar syrup into your drink to have less calories.
Barristas usually put 2 or 3 pumps in the cup, skinny bitches want only 1.

*At Starbucks*
- Hi darling, I just got out of my yoga class and I'm dying for a little booster. I'd like a Venti Coffee Frap with 2 extra shots of espresso. Just One Pump please.
- Sure. What name should I put on the cup?
- You don't recognize me bitch? I'm Kim Kardashian!

by MVCrew16 January 9, 2014

busted on one pump

When your penis throbs only once and you cum

I pulled down my pants and watched porn, I was about to start masturbating but i busted on one pump

by HAMZTK April 5, 2017

one hump pump

A woman who is so fat that when you are getting it on with her you only have to hump her once. Her fat keeps her jiggling for long enough to make it seem like you are still fucking

Man, last night I was with a one hump pump. I left after one hump and she was still shaking when I left 4 hours later!

by maz33 May 3, 2008