black off

to masterbate or ejaculate to black people

My friend johnny really has a thing for black chicks, he bought a copy of hot chocolate magizine and a tube of vasoline at the conviance store and procided to imediatly go into the bathroom and black off.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

quick off the blocks

to be aware, ready and alert

Come what may, she's quick off the blocks and ready to act.

by Chrisa Mark January 4, 2008

Snapping off a black snake

Well known Australian slang for doing a poo.

Person 1: Hurry up, mate. We've got to get going.
Person 2: Hold on. I'm just snapping off a black snake.

by anonjwal July 8, 2016

Off-brand black guy

This is a guy who is white but is in a black person's body. For example a black person that can't play basketball

Kingsley is so bad at basketball it's like he's an off-brand black guy

by Blackguy6478889w November 9, 2021

knock the black off yo ass

When you beat shit out a sucka nigga's ass...

When I was chillin wit my homies at the mall, some sucka nigga tried to bust so I knock the black off yo ass...

by Zachary69 May 4, 2006

off-ramp blocking

the practice of some drivers that prevents others from changing lanes to exit a freeway or other high-speed roadway. the blocker is between the car exiting and the actual exit, and must be travelling in the lane furthest right (in left-hand-drive countries only,) and going at the same speed as the exiting car. this action can cause massive amounts of road rage because often drivers take extreme measures to maintain their position or to get off the road. the blocked driver must usually take the next exit, which is no problem in big cities. when out in the middle of nowhere, however, the next exit may be many miles ahead, increasing the feelings of road rage. note: if the exiting driver is trying to get off from the far left lane, he is a dumbass and should have his license revoked. in this case off-ramp blocking has not occured.

bonnie: these people are so rude here!! i was trying to change lanes so i could get off at 76th street, but some dumbass in a kia spectra stayed alongside of me for miles! i couldn't get off until national avenue!! what a bastard!!
connie: yeah, it's a real problem on the new bypass. lonnie calls it off-ramp blocking, but i call it sheer stupidity.
lonnie: you betcher ass, ladies!!

by earpuller July 2, 2006

black off

A slight variation on 'back off'.

When one of your white friends misappropriates black culture/slang to the point of annoyance on your part, you have the option of telling them to 'black off'.

Your friend: "Yo whatup my doggy nizzle"

Your response: "Black off"

by Tommoyo December 30, 2007