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Revolver Ocelot

King of all badassery. Toasts hundreds of fools with his Single Action Army revolver like its nothing new. Ruins people's shit as often as he breathes. Has an arm that is controlled by Liquid Snake, a dead guy with a British accent.
"Whoa, you're such a Revolver Ocelot, I want your children!"
by Vice January 4, 2005
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Miss Ocelot

shes like a youtuber, very cool furry uhm yeah she posts animations and stuff and has a good amount of subscribers. not super famous but popular
Hey do you watch the channel "Miss Ocelot"?
by Not Laser November 28, 2020
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Revolver Ocelot

The coolest villain in the entire Metal Gear series.
"The Colt Single Action Army, the greatest hand gun ever made. Six shots. More than enough to kill anything that moves"!
-Revolver Ocelot, Metal Gear Solid
by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 14, 2005
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Revolver Ocelot

Drink first appearing on the website thedrunkenmoogle.com
Named after the Metal Gear Solid character of the same name.

Drink consists of 6 shot glasses organized in a hexagon, which resembles the chambers of a revolver.

3 of the shot glasses are filled part way with Vodka, the other 3 shot glasses are filled part way with Wild Turkey American honey whiskey. Top off the shot glasses with Sprite or SevenUp.

Shout "TIME PARADOX!" and then take all 6 shots in quick succession.
Friend 1: Joe's pretty drunk, I bet we could get him to do a Revolver Ocelot.

Friend 2: Uhhh i think hes already doing it...

Joe (heard from other room): TIME PARADOX!
by lazystupidorcorrupt December 6, 2010
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angry ocelot

Have your woman do a hand stand, and pour packets of Pop Rocks into her vagina. Once popping commences have her get on her knees and elbows, with her hands out in front, so she is relaxing as an ocelot would. Screw her until the Pop Rocks have stopped popping. At this point add more Pop Rocks to either her vagina or mouth and screw her or get head. It may be hard to to find a vagina with particularly large women, so it is advised to roll them in flour. You can assume that the flour will stick to any moisture, so this may help to locate the vagina. If this does not work, looking for pubes would be the next logical step. Based on the fact that large women can not see their vagina's, it would be impossible for them to shave down there. This tip may also help you find your point of entry. When all else fails, poke your dick around until it feels good.
by doubleO July 16, 2010
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tight like an ocelot

A considerable level of tightness, but about two ranks below that of a tiger.
"Holy shit dude, did you see Kill Bill? It was tight like a fuckin tiger!"

"Naw. It wasn't THAT great. It was tight like an ocelot, sure, but not like a tiger."
by Danny Delinquent December 5, 2003
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drunken revolver ocelot

a guy who puts smegma on his sandwiches
"darryl puts smegma on his sandwiches instead of mayonaise."

"dude darryl's a total dro"
by cosmixmaster July 14, 2004
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