donkey kong punch

Similar to the wordDonkey Punch/word, except during climax, instead of punching the girl as hard as you can, you slam a barrel over her head.

So I was hittin' this chick up right,
and she was all into the freaky stuff right,
so I was all like "Yo, baby, let's do the donkey punch!"
But she was like "Hey, let's do something freaky--the donkey kong punch!"
Yeah. It was nice.

by Cosmixmaster June 04, 2003

barry sanders

The greatest running back ever for the greatest sport ever, Football.

If the Lions still had Barry Sanders, they would have won the Super Bowl.

by Cosmixmaster June 09, 2003

Jerz

Short form of wordJerzakie/word that gay men shout prior to performing an wordalabama crab apple/word.

yes
yes
that's it
oh my god
ahh
ahh
JERZ
JERZ
JERZ
woo
phew
yea

by Cosmixmaster June 14, 2003

dynagrip

...needs to shut the fuck up.

Dynagrip: Blah blah blah, down with whitey!
Jesus Christ: Would you shut the hell up, already?

by Cosmixmaster July 18, 2003

gniz

To attempt to wordzing/word someone and fail horribly.

Shut the hell up, genital goblin!

Dude, I had sex with your dog.

...Nice Gniz, dumbass.

by Cosmixmaster June 09, 2003

funky badonkadonk monkey

The greatest insult ever

Guy A: You suck.
Guy B: You're a stupid fucker.
Guy A: You're a dumb cocksucker.
Guy B: You're a poop sucker.
Guy A: Your mom eats shit.
Guy B: You're a funky badonkadonk monkey.
Guy A: ...dammit.

by Cosmixmaster June 04, 2003

Ditka

Something that is incredibly badass

Did you hear what happened to the guy who messed with Ditka? Ditka dropkicked his forehead with his penis.

by Cosmixmaster January 03, 2003