Jerz

Short form of wordJerzakie/word that gay men shout prior to performing an wordalabama crab apple/word.

yes
yes
that's it
oh my god
ahh
ahh
JERZ
JERZ
JERZ
woo
phew
yea

by Cosmixmaster June 14, 2003

dynagrip

...needs to shut the fuck up.

Dynagrip: Blah blah blah, down with whitey!
Jesus Christ: Would you shut the hell up, already?

by Cosmixmaster July 18, 2003

Alabama Crab Apple

To engage in oral sex immediately after anal sex.

Yeah, I was giving this girl an Alabama Crab Apple when she sucked the stink off my pud.

by Cosmixmaster June 04, 2003

Mysst

An Asian dude with a fro who likes the ladies who have a wordbadonkadonk/word

Oh, and he invented the wordmasturbation-fueled car/word.

Mysst likes fat asses on his ladies. Word.

by Cosmixmaster June 09, 2003

cosmixmaster

All things genius.

Definately not a wordfudge packer/word.

Cosmixmaster owns you.

by Cosmixmaster June 09, 2003

drunken revolver ocelot

a guy who puts smegma on his sandwiches

"darryl puts smegma on his sandwiches instead of mayonaise."

"dude darryl's a total dro"

by cosmixmaster July 15, 2004

jalop

To smack or attack someone with a penis.

*thwack*
I just jaloped you!

by Cosmixmaster July 01, 2003