obits

short for a person's obituary printed in the daily newspaper.

"Did you read the obits column in the papes?"
"Heard our teach died."

by AUD Matel May 17, 2008

Obisus

(noun) Obi sus, meaning that obi is very sus. Used in a slang term for people who are homesexual or gay making them suspect

Kalma is obiwan. Obisus

by KalmaIsSuspect February 27, 2021

san luis obispo high school

A place of horror of which there is no escape. Although commonly compared to the place known as "Hell", SLOHS is in fact much worse. The only good thing is that it's only for 4 years, instead of eternity.

-"What the San Luis Obispo High School is going on here?"

-"Yeah, I'll pay you when San Luis Obispo High School freezes over!"

-"Billy go clean your room. It looks like San Luis Obispo High School"

by Tormented Soul January 7, 2005

Obnistic

1. Messed up, Incorrect, Unclear
2. F’d Up.

What ever the problem, this material list is obnistic.

All of his fellow co-workers believe Earl was obnistic when he chose George Bush for President a second term.

by Sam Hearawls April 5, 2010

Obitsu

Obitsu is, in reality, a type of ball-jointed doll (BJD) by the company Parabox. They are usually sold as individual parts. These parts can be used to make a doll, or, more commonly, are used to replace doll parts on existing collector dolls (either as customization or for repair).

In a more slang sense, the word is often used as a verb. To "obitsu" a doll is to replace one or more of the body parts of an existing company-made doll with Obitsu items.

"I don't like the joints on my new BJD doll, so I'm gonna obitsu it."

by StarryMountain December 17, 2011

Obisha

Generally a person who is on the larger side of weight who thinks they are great but really, everyone hates them.

Guy 1: Dude, it's a solar eclipse.
Guy 2: No, Man, that's just Obisha

by kinkysex July 12, 2011

San Luis Obispo High

A dark sickening hole of nothing but shit

“Hey Britannia your vagina kinda reminds me of San Luis Obispo High.”

by wermanator October 9, 2018