oblogation

an incessant need to maintain one's blog, especially one that is little-read

I can't beleive Steve is putting his oblogation ahead of going out tonight...what a dork

by oca and son September 5, 2007

Oblowging

(Adjective) Derivative of 'Oblige' - a willing to do a service or kindness, specifically fellacio.

1. My ex-girlfriend couldn't do enough for me, particularly in the bedroom... she was always very oblowging.

by TheCheekyGrimo March 26, 2017

oakload

when you are fucking a girl doggy-style and she sharts all over you

i can't believe that bitch busted an oakload all over me

by the matts October 16, 2008

oblon

a small, short stature portly hairless little wanna be troll. Stands under 5' tall, usually wears shoes made in the Shire or those used for Competitive Broccoli Eating league. Usually farcical being who talks to hear himself with no logical or factual basis. Leader or high ranking member of the Oblonite} clan.

I was high on meth and ran into an Oblon. It ruined my high and I instantly became dumber.

by 13Tyson March 6, 2020

whoredulla oblongata

The whoredulla oblongata is the lower portion of the vagina stem. It deals with autonomic whore functions. The g-spot center is the part of the whoredulla oblongata responsible for controlling the legs of the whore.

I dated this girl named Jessica and her whoredulla oblongata was so out of control sensitive you could bang her anywhere any time!

by Shotwell February 20, 2008

oblong

the real name of rectangles

"look out guys, im going to rule the whole world by the power of oblong"

by Oblong power July 27, 2004

Oobloch

The wierd substance that is created by mixing small amounts of water with large amounts of corn starch.

Dude...this ooblock feels like nothing else.

by Aardvarkian January 29, 2005