Oopsjaculate

When a person accidentally ejaculates during masturbation without nearby materials to clean up with or to catch the produced cum.

Dude 1 to Dude 2: "Yeah man I fucked up - Couldn't get grab the tissue in time, oopsjaculated all over myself and my carpet"

by extreme pingor July 13, 2019

OTPHJ

It stands for Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job.

If you wear a belt through the TSA,

You best prepare for the OTPHJ .

by Moneymakin Mitch December 19, 2020

OTPHJ

OTPHJ is an acronym for the term: Over the Pants Hand Job. This is when a female jerks ur meat whilst ur pants are still on, over your pants. No direct meat to hand contact is made.

Tommy: Yo what did y'all do last night?
Jimothy: Dude she threw me the OTPHJ!
Tommy: No way man this sounds fire.

by Runford October 3, 2023

otphj

An abbreviation for "over the pants hand job"

"bro did you bang her?" "no man all i got was an otphj"

by Max D and JC August 4, 2008

OTPHJ

The Over The Pants Hand Job "OTPHJ," was originally coined by a young industrious man in northern Calgary, Canada. Whilst working on a road crew the individual noodled a challenge to engage a member of the opposite sex in an OTPHJ past ejaculation; a bounty was levied and a legend was spawn.

Legend has it that November 2009, an extended member of the exclusive open membership club engaged and was ultimately successful in dethroning the virgin OTPHJ while on a dance floor in New York City's infamous Meat Packing District.

Dude, that girl is dripping a snail trail from Alaska, hit the bid and take her home.

Friend: No. I am gunning for an OTPHJ; everything else is elementary.

by John Tods February 4, 2010

Over The Pants Rim Job (OTPRJ)

When a girl or guy who, with their tongue rubs in a circular motion around someone else's sphincter over the pants. First discovered at 18 Brock Place.

Hey Jordan do you want to come to my house and give me a Over The Pants Rim Job (OTPRJ), with my khakis on.

P.S. You suck at Smash Bros.

by MIKE D IS THE GREATEST April 17, 2013

OTPHJ

A handjob given Over The Pants.

Yo girl can I get an OTPHJ before before you go to work.

by bieberlicious71 January 7, 2012