Obtuse Nigga

A LARGE NIGGA

Warrior:Obtuse Nigga we come to fight you!
Squire:Why did you summon him we will all die!

by The True Obtuse Nigga February 28, 2019

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used

Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021

optuse

a biggety person. somebody who thinks there shit dnt stink.

dude robert ur so optuse. u suck. ur not that great

by J"truth" January 24, 2009

obtusive relationship

Neither party really cares about the other, but they stay together because it's easier than breaking up.

I'm in an obtusive relationship because she just won't breakup with me.

by ohmygodimasian April 17, 2014

ortasm

ortasm
-pernounced or-tasm-
noun
1.an orta idea.

2.a random thought said aloud that has nothing to do with the conversation.

3.a half-baked plan to solve a problem that noramlly never works, and is rarely genius.

1. "I just had an ortasm."

And

2. "Yes I just ejaculate ideas like that, because I could never fake an ortasm."

by Israel Orta January 19, 2008

obtuse

When someone bends backwards and their body makes an angle greater than 90 degrees.

Seen in Exorcist movies and an episode of Family Guy making fun of a scene from Shawshank Redemption.

Ace: Have you seen the trailer for The Last Exorcism? That chick bends her body into a 120 degree angle.

Gary: That's obtuse!

Ace: Right you are, Gary.

by jbushido August 27, 2010

Ball-itch-itis-otus

An condition in men in which the testicles begin to become very extraordinary itchy, to the point that the person effected cannot properly function until his balls have been itched. The female equivalent is "Vag-itch-itis-otus"

Guy 1: So what did you think of the game last night?

Guy 2: Look imma let you finish but I got a real bad case of ball-itch-itis-otus.

by Vanilla James 808 December 25, 2010