Splooge-ology

The study of splooge (semen) and its many variations.
1. If its chunky and lumpy, it's cream corn.
2. If its watery and fizzy, it's cream soda.
3. If its going into something (such as an orphace), it's cream pie.
4. If its thick and really white, its cream cheese.
5. If its white and light, its whipped cream.

"I need to study my Splooge-ology".
"Oh god I'm going to CREAM CORN, good thing I know Splooge-ology".

by The Evil Squarehead June 21, 2011

Reverse Fuck-ology

Manipulating your partner to have sex with you after initially getting rejected.

John: Babe I wanna have sex.

Janet: Not today I have a headache.

John: Thats Okay. I'm going to happy hour. I'll be home late, don't wait up.

John: (to himself) Reverse Fuck-ology. Works like a charm.

by Chieflickalottapus December 31, 2010

Ology

in street speak it means THINKING!!

e.g Going for a beer wullie ?
Im ology aboot it big man!!

by hulk hogans lovechild August 21, 2012

-ologist

A suffix added to common nouns to describe a person who is knowledgeable about said noun.

Steve: Ryan just made a bacon sandwich topped with bacon sauce.

Tyler: Well, duh. He's a baconologist

Steve: What?

Tyler: Bacon with -ologist added

by Hypotra December 28, 2011

omogo

'omogo' is an Urhobo word meaning 'grass-plants plantation'.
The Urhobos are a unique tribe in the south-south (Delta State)geo-poloitical zone in Nigeria. The people are called 'Urhobos' and they speak a language call 'Urhobo language' though with multiple dialets as well.

'omogo irhibo' meaning 'pepper plantation'

by Omogo Ogheneovo January 7, 2008

Oologah

A small shit stain on Oklahoma's map. The locals love racism and football above all else. Anyone smart enough leaves and will never claim to have lived there. Those who can't make it in the real world will stay living there forever and breed with each other, creating more and more generations of racist inbred white people. When you smell shit in the air and an abundance of lifted trucks and jeans tucked into cowboy boots that have never seen real work, you've made it to Oologay. Their hero Will Rogers would be ashamed of what Oologah has become and even more ashamed of the people who live there.

Oologah is a total shit hole.

by AlphaTruths June 1, 2018

Obloggation

Being required to blog on events for your employer or an organization that you work with.

I have an obloggation to post for the Canadian Government throughout the Olympics.

by TofitianKim February 16, 2010