Old people steal

It's true. Old people steal. Then they use an excuse such as retirement to get out of trouble.

'My grandmother stole my $50. Dammit! I hate it when old people steal!'

by AJAW July 7, 2004

old people cookies

soft cookies, usu. comtaining some sort of soft jelly filling. esp. if sold in a small white bag by pepperidge farm.

Everytime we go to my aunt's house, she serves us old people cookies.

by Urinehat February 12, 2007

old people smell

the smell of mold, mildew, and perfume. Usullay found on people 65+

Ewww! I smell old people smell!

by leafinsouthpark June 21, 2006

Old people smell syndrome

The smell of a old person

Person 1: I hate when we pass a old person
Person 2: is it because of old people smell syndrome

by The man who has a chin March 1, 2022

old-people-romance

The act of a couple 80+ having sex.

Josh noticed the really old couple next-door having old-people-romance.

by DavidJohnson May 28, 2006

old people upsetting

can mean upsetting old people for fun,

or the feeling you get from watching old people being frisky

It's fun like old people upsetting, not like having fun old people upsetting.

by Emerson Crossjostle May 13, 2015

Old people logic

The bizarre and nonsensical reasoning with minimal logic applied that old people give when tryin to formulate the reasons why or how someone/something occurred, often displayed in utmost confidence.

'I took a dump two times in one night? It definitely must mean that I have diabetes.' ... Old people logic

"I brought home a burger from work last night and ate it while watching tv? I definitely must be depressed and am eating away my problems." ... Old people logic

"I like using cruise control on the highway? I probably am aggressive in nature and this is a natural way for me to express it." ... Old people logic

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by Thomas_the_tank_engine May 20, 2015