The type of Liam who would offer.... Just kidding this guy is a hunk of sexiness that cannot be contained. He also gave a kick-ass speech that should've won him the election. He is "the big right" most of the time. He "touches" people all the time with a very thin shaft called a foil. An all around attractive male.
by anonymous April 10, 2019
Get the liam offer mug.(1) Refers to how a "perpetually horny" guy thinks whenever a fellow bachelor verbally acquaints him with an attractive lady; the sex-hungry stud interprets this casual INTRODUCTION as an OFFER to him to take the gal to bed.
(2) How a girl's spread-eagled legs are interpreted by her significant other or by anyone else of "opportunistic mindset" who happens to be within sight of her --- the unaware gal may have simply been stretching sleepily, getting comfortable while squatting/sitting flat, or otherwise merely performing a casual and "innocent" action, with no intention of trying to "solicit" herself, but any horny guy in the vicinity will automatically view the girl's crotch-baring action as an OFFER for him to INTRODUCE that portion of HIS "equipment" that resides between his OWN legs.
(2) How a girl's spread-eagled legs are interpreted by her significant other or by anyone else of "opportunistic mindset" who happens to be within sight of her --- the unaware gal may have simply been stretching sleepily, getting comfortable while squatting/sitting flat, or otherwise merely performing a casual and "innocent" action, with no intention of trying to "solicit" herself, but any horny guy in the vicinity will automatically view the girl's crotch-baring action as an OFFER for him to INTRODUCE that portion of HIS "equipment" that resides between his OWN legs.
Clueless dude: I never know which “signal” my girlfriend is sending when I happen to see her lying back with her legs spread --- I can't tell if she's making me an introductory offer, or if she is merely “airing herself out” during hot weather or after a shower.
by QuacksO August 20, 2013
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I will send you a naked picture of me covered with digestives - that is obviously a rhetorical offer
by tobukata June 7, 2017
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I just fake offered to pick up Josh from the airport. I hope he says no because I don't want to have to get up at 7:00am
by Mr. W0nderful September 15, 2020
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“Shh, you’re getting us killed, that’s Dave, he’s a special offer”
“Shh, you’re getting us killed, that’s Dave, he’s a special offer”
by Johnny Tramp November 30, 2020
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by Working on Better Memories March 11, 2012
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