obtuse

stupid -- dim-witted

"he seemed quite obtuse"

by Mobius July 21, 2004

obtainstuck

When you want to get stuck in and something is just getting in your way, you get obtainstuck!

Usual obstacles include Plunt Thor Thunder Tits or Shirker Bandits or guys called Sven.

It often sneaks up on you like a Patagonian Sneak Bear - you are all ready to go and BaNg - you are obtainstuck.

“Wow that Meer is getting proper obtainstuck man”

Triple H, I can't believe you won all my cash at poker, now I have no way of getting home - absolute obtainstuck!

What, they took my domain website name, now I'm proper obtainstuck!

by The Merz May 19, 2010

Obtuse

that word that the guy out of shawshank redemption said

Andy: ur so obtuse

Warden: zomg i are not

by Dabetts January 19, 2011

obtainium

materials used to create art work such as assemblage, mixed media or sculpture that wasn't bought new, but obtained in other ways, such as second-hand, dumpster diving, chance findings or donations.

I create art from things that others throw away, I call my what I do Obtainium Art.

by gnudies August 25, 2010

weaponized obtuseness

Knowingly and deliberately misconstruing another person's words in order to generate and direct false outrage against that person or that person's views.

By twisting my words into something I clearly did not intend, my political opponents are deploying weaponized obtuseness to attack me.

by D_Cooper December 19, 2018

obtenebration

Shadowing/darkening or being shadowed/darkened. Obtenebrate means simply shadowy.

Obtenebration can add a grungy feel to any painting.

by Nathan July 17, 2004

Obtubular

Something that was fucking wierd as shit.

That girl was Obtubular or That was a very Obtubular thing to do or even Her pussy was verry Obtubular

by Lelandrandal January 13, 2010