When you get out your Roomba ( obviously full battery ). Chug a full bottle of Nyquil; strip down ( obviously ) and proceed to shit on it. Next, open your apartment door and turn your Roomba on. You will then assume the sumo position and follow it to its destination. While this is going on YOU will be masturbating. The goal is to come in front of the Roomba before you pass out. If the Roomba arrives and stalls out in front of another tenants door; chances are they will let you in simply due to shock in the position you're in. Force yourself in and continue. The goal is to cum before the police arrive or you pass out.
I was trying to recover from Covid; and took a bunch of Nyquil. Ended up doing the usual Nyquil Shitsquat.
Woke up in the neighbors apartment covered in shit and cum again...guess I did the Ol' Nyquil Shitsquat....haha.
Woke up in the neighbors apartment covered in shit and cum again...guess I did the Ol' Nyquil Shitsquat....haha.
by SuckPocket July 23, 2022
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one of the deepest and calming sleeps you'll find
nyquil nappers often wake up in a fog that stays for a few hours
one of the deepest and calming sleeps you'll find
nyquil nappers often wake up in a fog that stays for a few hours
dan: dude why are you so out of it?
jack: i had a sick nyquil nap last night, slept for like 8 hours without waking up
craig: oh yeah me too, i took like four cups of that stuff
jack: i had a sick nyquil nap last night, slept for like 8 hours without waking up
craig: oh yeah me too, i took like four cups of that stuff
by AllRighh February 14, 2008
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by ZachDoYouKnowCandice? October 24, 2019
Get the nyquil chicken mug.The semi-sick, semi-high feeling you get when taking NyQuil as a sick person during winter just to stay semi-coherant. This feeling may make you believe you feel 10x better than you actually are and allow you to get in a full day's work, a load of laundry done, and several home repairs finished before falling into a bone- weary heap on your bed.
Betty: "Aren't you going to go home sick? You looked awful yesterday."
Jean: "Nope - I'm on a NyQuil High - I'm not going home until 6pm!"
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Semester finals were coming up and was sick as a dog, so I got on a NyQuil High and studied all night long.
Jean: "Nope - I'm on a NyQuil High - I'm not going home until 6pm!"
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Semester finals were coming up and was sick as a dog, so I got on a NyQuil High and studied all night long.
by Hazelnutmegan January 3, 2007
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Friend 1: Dude, I was totally going to beat one off last night, but couldn't because I pounded two shots of NyQuil.
Friend 2: So you blue balled yourself?
Friend 1: yeah man, NyQuil dick. It's even worse than whiskey dick.
Friend 2: So you blue balled yourself?
Friend 1: yeah man, NyQuil dick. It's even worse than whiskey dick.
by NyQuil Lover January 23, 2013
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Get the NyQuil pussy mug.On a boring night, you take 2 doses of Nyquil while at least one other buddy waits for you to sleep for at least 1 hour. Make sure to pick out a spot at least 10 feet from your bed. Your friend wakes you up and screams nyquil challenge as loud and as fast as he/she can and you run towards the spot you picked out and try to make it back to your bed and back without falling or passing out.
Bud - "DUDE!!! WAKE UP!! AGGGHHH!! NYQUIL CHALLENGE!!
You - "HUH!?! What??"
Bud - "NYQUIL!! NYQUIL!! RUN RUN RUN!!
You - "Oh S&^@! ughhh"
the end
You - "HUH!?! What??"
Bud - "NYQUIL!! NYQUIL!! RUN RUN RUN!!
You - "Oh S&^@! ughhh"
the end
by Sword147 November 24, 2009
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