Nutmeg

Flecks of dead skin that fall off of the side of one's scrotum-nut dandruff.

Tyrone scratched his scrotum and got nutmeg all over his fingers.

by datyoungkid October 10, 2016

Spicy Nutmeg

The pungent and wonderful smell behind the balls that arrives after a day of the sack marinating in the post-sex juices from you and your lady.

While sitting at my desk I caught the spicy nutmeg scent wafting up from my crotch, bringing with it please t memories from the night before.

by Klaire_83 June 23, 2023

nutmeg

Nutmeg is what ass tastes like! It is the flavor left in your mouth after eating a gorgeous girls asshole, it is a pleasant and somewhat enjoyable aftertaste. Although if she hasn't washed in a while her ass will taste like burnt or rotten nutmeg, and that is not very good.

So did you get a taste of nutmeg last night with Danielle?

by b.ryan June 26, 2007

nutmegged

the act of getting high from drinking way too much egg nog to the point of hallucination.

Bro 1: dude are you trippin, your pupils are the size of records!
Bro 2: i'm totally nutmegged!

by preeep4081 November 5, 2010

Nutmegged

To be completely plastered out of your mind. This word arose from Ireland, where people are usually assumed to be able to drink a lot. Their ability to drink so much came from their sadness over their small genitalia. But, when someone from Ireland lacked any alcohol tolerance, they would be outcast, in quite the same manor the Patriot fans are rejected by society at large. These people were considered nutmegged at the time of their drunkenness.

Gannam: Claire, I'm sorry. Everyone else: fuck y'all scrubs.

Mike: What's his problem?
Dan: He's quite nutmegged right now.

by Johntheminesweep November 30, 2010

nutmegging

The ill-advised consumption of the common household spice Myristica fragrans, which, when taken in large quantities (about a tablespoon or more), will cause a minor inebriation characterized by light-headedness and intermittent mild euphoria alternating with the horrible side effects of intense nausea, severe headache, heart palpitations, abdominal pain, bone pain, muscle aches, and delirium; a cheap and unpleasant high commonly sought after by those without access to decent, safer drugs like marijuana, cocaine, opiates, and almost anything else besides Drano. May cause liver damage.

Friend #1: Man, I wish we had some pot. Mom's got nutmeg. You wanna do some nutmegging?
Friend #2: Fuck you, man ... the last time we did that I couldn't shit for three days and I felt like I wished I was only sick with a terrible case of the fucking FLU! I'll never forgive you for that SHIT!
Friend #1: SORRY! Instead of nutmegging, you wanna inhale some gasoline fumes?
Friend #2: Yeah, that'll suck ... but at least it's not fucking NUTMEGGING! I'll get the gas can and the paper bag.
Friend #1: Cool. You're a real friend. stupid Colorado medical emergency

by THE DOOMED STUFFING November 4, 2014

nutmeg

1. A crazy, wacko idiot.
2. A spice

1. James: I can fly!!!! See, I'm flying!!!
Sarah: Shut up, nutmeg.

2. Add half a teaspoon of nutmeg.

by loserssayWHAT April 6, 2007