Nuttmuff

(verb.) When two friends take advantage of another friend by placing their respective scrotums on a passed-out/unwilling friend's ears, so they can no longer hear and their ears are warm.

Dude look at Bobby, let's nuttmuff him.

by JGGH April 13, 2010

nutella

A heavenly hazelnut and chocolate spread, basically sex in a jar.

Man, nutella trumps peanut butter any day.

by AmeliaJane January 28, 2009

Nutella Knickers

Shit skids in your underpants.

"Fuck, what's that smell??"

"Aw shit, it must be my Nutella Knickers..."

by ShitKnicks February 17, 2010

Nutellaitis

happens when someone eats too much Nutella and dies because of chocolate hazelnut overdose.

she ate sooo much Nutella that she got really sick and the only way we could of saved her was if we had brought her to the right hospital... she got Nutellaitis really fast that night

by hersss December 2, 2010

Nutella Ass Cheeks

Having left over poop in your ass after taking a shit

Man 1: “Man the bathroom is out of toilet paper, I got Nutella Ass Cheeks.”

Man 2: “Bro wtf, go wipe!”

by Rainyboi July 18, 2018

Nutella

A legendary substance that tastes like unicorns jumping over rainbows in the middle of May, as your favorite bands join together and do one amazing, life changing song.

"Man, I needa go buy some Nutella!" said Jesus.

by JesusApprentice September 21, 2011

Duke Nukem

Alien Asskicker
FEEL THE BURN!

It's time to Kick ass and chew bubblegum... an I'm all outta gum.

by Duke February 10, 2005