nutless monkey

noun: someone with no particular skill.

The phrase appears in the movie Tropic Thunder, when the character Les Grossman (played by Tom Cruise) tells a studio executive "A nutless monkey could do your job."

by Lorem Ipsum December 4, 2013

Nuclear Roach

A Nuclear Roach is a person or some living creature that sticks around you constantly. You can't get rid of them and they stick to you like leeches, barely leaving you any free time and driving you insane. They are that "one friend " you dread, or that one "pet" you regret getting. Nuclear Roaches are constant nuisances and burdens and you literally can't get rid of them.

Omg. My Boyfriend is such a Nuclear Roach. I can't stand him, he won't get away from me and follows me around all the time.

Omg, that dog is such nuclear roach. He destroys everything. we just can't get rid of the damn thing. That nuclear roach!

by transgirl2016 May 24, 2018

Nacho Nucleus

The center part and main chip(s) of a bowl of nachos that holds all the nachos together. It contains the most chips, cheese and toppings in the whole bowl.

"Every pile of Nachos has one main chip that holds the whole thing together! The Nacho Nucleus! You don't take the Nucleus! You work around it!
...you honor it!" -Doug from the King of Queens.

by TheFiend138 July 29, 2014

Nuclear Explosive Diarrhea

Diarrhea so powerful it instantly destroys your toilet, and tears a small hole in the space time continuim. It is like (Diarrhea) except it's flow is near unstoppable by any mortal being. It is very powerful, and can occour at anytime. Is usually unexpected, and can leave one with large holes in their pants. When this occours, one should immediatly head to the nearest washroom, or atleast away from any public place. Usually requires 5 or 6 rolls of toilet paper to clean up. Beware that this may be re-occuring, and if it is, make sure you visit a doctor A.S.A.P. for this can leave you dehydrated and may cause you to lose up to 130 pounds.

After that night of eating 400 pounds of jalapeno peppers, i had an extreme case of Nuclear Explosive Diarrhea. At first i thought it was regular explosive diarrhea, but then i noticed a large portal around me, and i noticed a deadly aroma that ended up killing 600,000 unsuspecting people.

by Dr. Ryan Currie Sucks! May 13, 2005

nukles

a name i was called by a guy making fun of my name nuklyex while i was raiding his stream

"whats this guys name?"
"nu-nu, nukles?"
me-"kill me"

by nuklyex October 22, 2019

Nuclear magnetic resonance spectroscopy (NMR)

Nuclear magnetic resonance spectroscopy, most commonly known as NMR spectroscopy or magnetic resonance spectroscopy (MRS), is a spectroscopic technique to observe local magnetic fields around atomic nuclei. The sample is placed in a magnetic field and the NMR signal is produced by excitation of the nuclei sample with radio waves into nuclear magnetic resonance, which is detected with sensitive radio receivers. The intramolecular magnetic field around an atom in a molecule changes the resonance frequency, thus giving access to details of the electronic structure of a molecule and its individual functional groups. As the fields are unique or highly characteristic to individual compounds, in modern organic chemistry practice, NMR spectroscopy is the definitive method to identify monomolecular organic compounds.

Person 1: Do you think our laboratory needs an NMR-spectrometer?

Person 2: I've heard they're unbelievably expensive, but Nuclear magnetic resonance spectroscopy (NMR) is an essential analytical procedure for sure .

by chemking May 28, 2020

NUCLEAR CARL

Microwaving a piece of dog shit on high for 5 minutes at a party where you don't know anyone. This REALLY stinks, especially if the dog is old or sick!

"That party was wack, So I set off a Nuclear Carl"

by CharlesVA August 5, 2006