numpty 

In the kitchen, a 'numpty' refers to the person or persons who :

a) Leave empty boxes in fridges and storage areas
b) thaw chicken stock in hot water
c) use 9 different containers for the same product
d) dont have a clue of wtf is going on around them

"That new kid is a right numpty"

"have you seen the numpty who left this empty box in the freezer?"

numpty by Phil Scarfone August 3, 2007

numpty 

computer illiterate people that really think the computer can think for itself, cook its own dinner and do the ironing, will have the ultimate answer to everything and doesnt need any numpty input.

The numpty always rings customer services because they can't find the "any" key!!!

numpty by numpty dodger October 10, 2006

numpty 

noun, substantive; person who is a complete ass in every way

Joseph Sarandos, the moderator, user and subject of discussion at forum.searchingjenin.com, is the chief of all numpties

numpty by Larry Hagman October 8, 2003

numpty 

A complete blooming idiot, one who needs to have one's eyes slapped out. A candidate for the Darwin Awards.

That Hammock is a f**king numpty!

numpty by beffkin March 19, 2003

numpty 

A bit of a tit

Beat it ya numpty, before I chin ye

numpty by Dugswab January 10, 2003

numpty 

An absolute idiot

"Brian can be such a numpty."

numpty by Apes_Dawg June 23, 2016

NUMPTY 

Canadian Forces term for someone who is a complete idiot ( and we are not allowed to swear at them any longer)

Example == Infantry

Usage == Look out it's the numpty boys

NUMPTY by Ron September 12, 2003