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Nooner Pooper

Lunch time sex break but with a twist, anal sex is involved.
WallyB pays a visit to Saggy to perform a nooner pooper on her during his lunch hour. A Happy WallyB leaves right after all soiled up but with a smile.
by OGBOLO March 2, 2010
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Jobby Nooner

Mardi Gras of the Midwest; Drunken orgy that takes place over Memorial and Labor Day Weekends on Gull Island, Michigan
Work? Fuck no; it's Jobby Nooner time!!!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008
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noyer

1. To fuck up something beyond repair by not thinking things through.
2. An exclamation used when somebody does so.
You noyered it up, you imbecile!
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Nayner

1. A way of life that is absolutely higher than all others
2. Simply an exclamation
3. A precursor to any other word to just make it better
"It's Nayner-tastic!"
by Allemay August 18, 2006
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Nooner Etiquette

Proper code of behavior for a lunch time fuck. Commonly held expectations such as going at it right away with limited foreplay, keeping clothing from getting rumbled and watching that there aren't any noticeable sex stains anywhere on you when you are finished. Also applies to hotel employees not asking people checking in at noon if they have any luggage, need a dinner reservation or a late check out.
"Damn, that front desk clerk had such bad nooner etiquette asking me if I needed help with my luggage when it was obvious to everyone that we were just there for an hour to fuck!"
by IrishJock May 5, 2010
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Noiner

by absolutefuckinretard January 30, 2020
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Power Nooner

The act of mid-day sex prescribed to induce a power nap.
My wife is home and I have a long lunch so I think I'll take a Power Nooner.
by YoMomAnDems October 14, 2016
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