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Norwish Smearz

An area in the EH Double D region of Edinburgh, popular with Heriot Watt students and their boyfriends.
Ethan's mum was stalking him down on FindFriends and wondered what on earth Norwish Smearz was.

Something to do with Norway?
by altkev February 10, 2013
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norwigga

It’s like the white version of a norwigger so a typical Norwegian but he’s white
What’s up my Norwigga!
by Kekscorner April 10, 2021
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Norwich Free Academy

Norwich Free Academy Fucking sucks, all these dumbass ass kids constantly fighting or fucking each other vaping and smoking left n right you ain’t ever gonna get a break here, teachers are blind as fuck and ain’t nobody really give a shit, there could be a school shooter and everyone would just act the same as if it’s a normal day, can’t go a day without seeing couples making out, or kids fighting or someone getting high, half the classes I go to are empty because these kids always skipping and who cares? No one you’ll just get a stupid email or note saying bullshit, there’s always drama and people will hate you for literally no reason, you exist and don’t look how they like and they’ll fucking stab you, nobody cares, I’ve seen kids get bullied in front of teachers and shit and no one does anything, kids being told to kill their self and cut there self and everyone just walk by like it’s nothing, Norwich Free Academy fucking sucks.
Norwich Free Academy: we protect our kids!
Kids: *fucked up sexual stoners*
by Username69femaledogs January 26, 2023
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norwich

I went to Norwich a few months ago and I'm telling you the girls round there were gorgeous! Think it must be because its the biggest place for miles around and attracts all of East Anglia's stunners. Just a shame that it is such a pain to get to. Can drive to Leeds in the time it takes to get to Norwich from London.
Norwich was England's second largest city in the middle ages, with its prosperity based on strong European export markets for the region's agricultural products.
by wryboy April 6, 2004
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Norwin

Norwin (or also called daddy/chat) is an ancient name used by the Romans to express sheesh. Norwin’s are more likely to get laid by your GF. If someone wants to call upon the name Norwin he must use the title sheesh. Norwin’s are the only ones who have more chromosomes then you. That was a joke, no one does.
Norwin put Tom Holland back
by keineLegende April 27, 2021
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norwigen shit stain

someone whom is forigen and does not wipe!!
"omg he is such a norwigen shit stain!"
by bord March 16, 2009
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Norwich

A college which exemplifies "Hell Frozen Over," located in Northfield VT that prides itself on its ability to create frighteningly skewed male to female ratios, host massive sausage fests, impersonate various braches of the US Military, and play host to a lost, purposeless group of students, commonly referred to as "civis", who are simultaneously the source of the school's student abuse and financial stability. A place that no one would ever want to visit, especially considering the numerous Foam Dance parties hosted on campus. Furthermore, one of the few places where sledding will, undoubtedly, produce serious injuries in even the brightest of its students. Overall, a nasty place that the sun never shines on, the snow never leaves, and icy cold celebacy rules with an iron chastity belt.
Sex kills. Come to Norwich and live forever!
by BD October 1, 2004
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