noche

he will offer to fix your satellite then he will moleste and steal your children and sell them into a child slavery ring

everyone:"ayo noche"

Noche: "wassup"
everyone: "shut up"

by i will fix yo satellite March 5, 2021

mayo de noche

The correct way to pronounce the name of the white condiment spelled 'mayonnaise'.

Person 1: Do you want any mayo de noche with your fries?

Person 2: Did you take your grandpa's pills again?

by Shrek Fan May 5, 2023

Carpe Noche

Seize the fucking night

Were rocking mullets and drinking riot punch, it's the perfect way to carpe noche.

by LocoMulletMan December 28, 2018