ning

The act of masturbating a female (can be used by the female about a self-action, or by another)

by Animenokyouran September 19, 2008

ning is slang for nothing.

What are you doing courtney ?
Courtney reply's "ning"

nothing =)

A greeting used to address large groups who may be in different timezones and you wont know if it is morning or evening for them.

Teacher: "Good ning class"
Students: "Good ning Mrs. S"
Head Teacher: "ning all!"

by Lithian May 31, 2007

ning ning

Karky "Butch" Butcher won't stop being a ning ning and asking me questions.

by duckywallace July 3, 2009

One of a kind creature, An individual who spins my head right round right round!

MAMA...that Ning has me Discombobulated!

That Ning be fine as hell!

by Ming Man May 14, 2010

Jemima was really ninged about her end-of-year mark

by soph! February 5, 2008

When you poke your eye with the metal end of an umbrella.

My eye hurts because I Da Ning Ninged