Prince of Nigeria

The act of wiping one's ass with an entire roll of toilet paper at once (while still rolled and turned sideways), and then throwing the roll in someone else's toilet bowl.

The etymology "Prince of Nigeria" comes from the fact that in almost all cases, the person performing this act believes he is so well off, that he does not have time for petty things such as unrolling toilet paper to wipe his ass. Rather, he will use the full roll at once in a wasteful fashion, and leave it in the water for someone else to fish out, as this is no job for a Prince.

Liam lifted the bowl take a piss, only to realize that the Prince of Nigeria had recently used the bathroom. His only option was to finish pissing on the roll that the Prince of Nigeria had left, and then fish out the roll with his bare hands.

by shmonerk June 18, 2012

Nigella Express

Nipping downstairs in the middle of the night for a quick wank by fridge light.

Wanking by light for quick gratification "Nigella Express"

by Janinsbrown August 5, 2009

Niger

A country in Africa commonly mispronounced as a similar word. I recommend you find the correct pronunciation before you say say something incredibly racist. CHILL

I am from Niger

by Big Brolic Black REQUIS May 8, 2021

nigeon

A dark feathered, greasy pigeon that feasts on scraps of discarded chicken pieces in KFC parking lots.

Hey honey-look over there, its a nigeon crawling into a chicken bucket.

by Pappa Bear August 19, 2008

niger

Country in west Africa.

Hey do you wanna go to Niger?

by Edp445/ February 15, 2021

Nigella Lawson

British TV-Chef known for her large chest, ridiculous adjectives and ability to have multiple orgasms while cooking.

Is it just me or did nigella lawson just orgasm while squeezing that lemon?

by JSV24 August 2, 2008

nigeria

where pedos move, because the age of consent is 11

"Man, I love 14 year old girls, to bad I'm 40 and can't be with her." Pedo

"bro, move to nigeria, the age of consent is 11."

by ugly_ass_hoe March 18, 2021