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HOLY SHIT IS THAT NIGGA DOIN' THA NIGGITYSPINNY
by bigestdickballa February 20, 2023
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niggaitis

an infection started from the slave trade, a slave escaped and met a man where then they involved in sexual intercourse, leaving the man with a black throbbing cock which made his penis hole burn, it makes you “complete” at random times throughout the day, also leaving black bumps which turn into creatures we call “ale” which the CIA has declassified, niggaitis is a widespread disease, these “ales” have a mind of their own, growing legs, later reproducing with themselves by nutting in their own mouth, a scientist by the name of “Jose” contracted this disease he later named in niggaitis.

founded in the 1600’s niggaitis is a staple in the black homosexual community, known as the jiggaboo’s a tribe which wild spread the disease on to many men in the generation A.S.S you may be asking, how can i get rid of this disease? well the answer is simple. chop it off, chop what off? yo dick ñigga. this disease produces a disgusting smell, stinking of musk from the ballsack, pickles, cheese, honey barbecue, and cancer.
my friend is contagious, i think he has niggaitis…
by boom boom bow March 3, 2023
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NigitiS

makes your skin darker then it is
i have NigitiS
by somefatdude December 17, 2023
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niggitical

(n)
(alt. form: niggycritical) negroes demanding ethnic equality and yet still choosing to fight each other over their durag color
"niggite" (alt.: niggycrite") refers to those who are niggicritcal.
Damn, ol' Tyrone is being niggitical yet again again.
by Ku Klux Klonoa January 29, 2025
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Cunt Nuggitis

1. A chronic condition characterized by an individual displaying signs of extreme delusion, chronic ass-kissing, and an unjustified sense of superiority — usually found loitering in the workplace, spewing nonsense with the confidence of a TED Talk speaker who’s never read a book.

Etymology:
Combines the sheer audacity of “cunt” with the small, dense uselessness of a “nugget.

Symptoms include:
- Chronic ass kissing

- Severe Confidence-to-Competence Mismatch:
(Talks like a CEO, performs like a broken stapler.)
- Terminal dad jokes
-Endless “back in my day” comments
Ex. “Jake said, ‘I’ve seen it all in this business.’
Not a single bonus check, though buddy boy…

Treatment:
There is no FDA-approved cure for Cunt Nuggitis.
However, symptoms can be managed through careful strategy, including:
• Keeping all conversations under 90 seconds — longer exposure may cause brain cell death.
Pretending they’re important to speed up their inevitable self-destruction.
• Avoiding direct eye contact to prevent them from locking you into a “back in my day” story.
by sucondeez April 26, 2025
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