Nifkin

Poo crusted on ass hair

Peter has problems with nifkins all the time.

by AshleyF August 28, 2006

niffin

1. pilling in budapest

2. applying petrol to the eyes using a pipette

i was niffin, naked, asking taxi drivers for a street called o in budapest

by tom,alex,lucas,rob March 13, 2008

neffkins

Similar to grundel. The remains of a poorly wiped ass clinging to the short hair which leads to skid marks

Looks like they left some neffkins on the seat.

by Realitynot September 3, 2008

nipfkin

The wrinkled, crusty discolored skin located between the anus and vagina/balls.

"Yo, you need to trim that nipfkin cause your dinkle berriesmake you look like you got a rasta in a leg lock!"

by Tim Rocka November 26, 2006

Nifkin

Noun. A penis that is wider than it is long. It is rarely seen because it is covered by the foreskin at all times even if the member is circumcised. Tweezers and magnifying glasses may be necessary for proper masturbation. It is also extremely embarrassing to the male party, and usually results in no sexual activity.

ie- 3" wide; .5" long

How are you going to pleasure me with that nifkin? I can't even hold it. I hate you. ...Grow a real penis, or buy a strap-on before you ever try to get with me again. You freak!

by gzill December 19, 2003

nifkin

nifkin is the FEMININE equivalent of the masculine grundle.

The nifkin is tremendously smaller than the male's perineum.

by pete dankman March 13, 2003

Nifkin

like guche except trimmed, shaved or waxed.

Rick enjoys drinking nifkin fluids, they taste like stilton dairy products.

by Taylor February 28, 2005