by looooddd March 11, 2003

by Maty Bublz November 27, 2006

by Clam Caravan June 1, 2018

by jonesensation March 13, 2003

by AshleyF August 28, 2006

Noun. A penis that is wider than it is long. It is rarely seen because it is covered by the foreskin at all times even if the member is circumcised. Tweezers and magnifying glasses may be necessary for proper masturbation. It is also extremely embarrassing to the male party, and usually results in no sexual activity.
ie- 3" wide; .5" long
ie- 3" wide; .5" long
How are you going to pleasure me with that nifkin? I can't even hold it. I hate you. ...Grow a real penis, or buy a strap-on before you ever try to get with me again. You freak!
by gzill December 19, 2003

by Taylor February 28, 2005
