by looooddd March 12, 2003
by Maty Bublz November 27, 2006
by Clam Caravan May 02, 2018
by jonesensation March 14, 2003
by AshleyF August 28, 2006
Noun. A penis that is wider than it is long. It is rarely seen because it is covered by the foreskin at all times even if the member is circumcised. Tweezers and magnifying glasses may be necessary for proper masturbation. It is also extremely embarrassing to the male party, and usually results in no sexual activity.
ie- 3" wide; .5" long
ie- 3" wide; .5" long
How are you going to pleasure me with that nifkin? I can't even hold it. I hate you. ...Grow a real penis, or buy a strap-on before you ever try to get with me again. You freak!
by gzill December 19, 2003
by Taylor February 28, 2005