niagara phallus

The instrument through which an eye-floating pee is finally released...the stream producing a roar in the pan similar to the famous falls

Bloke in pub: Where did you disappear to?
Relieved one: Just been to see Niagara Phallus.....sigh

by mainsheet January 12, 2010

Niagara shit

Shit comes out of their mouth like water falls down niagara falls

I had sex!
You chat niagara shit

by Newlangsweg April 9, 2015

Niagara fallls

When your period flows too hard.

Did you see Betsy's pants? She had a whole Niagara fallls.

by Albert Albert Elisa Albert January 25, 2019

Dirty Niagara

The use of shitting or pissing ones-self on purpose to escape work. Usually done in the middle of work, in hopes the boss sends you home for smelling poorly or getting complaints by other employees. This is usually used when one doesn't to walk out
of a job, but wants to go home.

"Did you hear what James did because he got frustrated at work? He pulled a dirty Niagara. He had diarrhea and piss falling all over the floor."

by Frank_7728 October 13, 2023

Niagara Balls

When temperature and humidity are so high that, even the slightest form of movement, causes you to sweat profusely particularly, in the case, from a man's nether region.

It was so hot at work today and I was sweating so bad, it was like Niagara Balls running down my leg.

by Hell Hound August 31, 2013

Niagara Balls

Thinking about a huge waterfall when you're at the urinal. You know you have to pee, but you have shy bladder syndrome. You've got to go to that special place.

Daggumit. Shy bladder syndrome again? Gotta think: Niagara Balls

by Ae5Ea8 March 18, 2015

niagara falls

Female code for when you finally stand up after sitting down for a long time on your heaviest period days.

Jessica: "What's the matter?"
Emma: "Niagara Falls.."

by FoodFairy May 16, 2016