Nattycolitis

the inability to form solid feces due to years of frequent natty light consumption

Theodore: "Dood, I blow up hard at work"
Jontae: "Yeah, same, I rarely shit solid any more"
Theodore: "HAHAHA, maybe we have Nattycolitis"

Sampsun: "Bro, I have been shitting rice water and blood for weeks. I think I have developed Chronic Nattycolitis."
Jeffrey: "I ferment mine."

Scott: "Ben, I haven't duked a solid log in months; all my poop is straight liquid."
Benjamin: "Uhhh, it sounds like you might have Nattycolitis. How long have you been bingeing on natty?"
Scott: "Probably 15 years, since I was 12, no doubt."

by SanduskyBwai69 November 20, 2011

Natty

Slang term for The College Football National Championship

Some college football teams like Clemson have played in the Natty multiple times. Others, like The University of South Carolina, have never come close.

by Ldhymnd January 6, 2017

Natty Hunt

Cruisin the streets lookin for open garages with fridges full of some nattys to wap on. Never actually results in nattys though because anyone who owns a house doesn't drink natty.

Yo, it's almost noon, you tryna start poundin?" "Yeah man, let's natty hunt for an ill minute.

by emoney$$$ May 10, 2011

natty lite

slang for the brand of beer natural light.

'natty lite, makes my body sweat

by jah-master June 11, 2006

Natty and Vladdy

Made up of Natural Ice and Vladimir Vodka, the Natty and Vladdy combination is preferred by college and high school students due to the ability to get one blackout drunk for the price of about 3 dollars. Natural Ice, with a abv(alcohol by volume) of 5.5% for 10 dollars a case, and Vladimir Vodka, a 70 proof vodka for 12 dollars for a half gallon, will guarantee nothing but a great time, puking, and blacking out, all without breaking your bank.

Brett: Yo jake, im tryin to get fucked up but i only have 4 bucks, what should we do?

Jake: Let's Natty and Vladdy it up! You'll be puking with a smile on your face in no time!

by NOTPATMAGROIND May 23, 2010

Natty Car Bomb

Dropping a shot of Natural Light beer into a glass of Natural Light beer and chugging it.

Damn, Elliott just dropped a Natty Car Bomb. He's going to be mildly inebriated.

by NattyCarBomb February 24, 2009

Natty Grid

Slang term for the electric/gas company National Grid

"My powers out!"
"Did you call Natty Grid?"

by Dunkle69 November 16, 2020