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Newman's Day

(1) Holiday celebrated every April 24th, involving the drinking of at least 24 beers. Any scheduled activity (e.g. work, classes, baptisms) must still be attended.

(2) An act of stupidity involing significant drinking, similar to the "yoke challenge".
"Did you see Chauncey? He just finished Newman's Day and looks f*cked up!"

"We were so bored we decided to pull a Newman's Day last night."
by Tastey Taste April 7, 2004
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Newman Smith

The short word for "I live with sewer rats and eat condoms"
"Yeah, im a newman smith, i LOVE rats!
by Guy dude man bro fam bro dude January 24, 2022
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Newman Frat

A Newman Frat is an student organization initiated in Newman hall and typically operates within a college environment. It’s membership is restrictive although non-mutually exclusive, and admittance into the organization requires doing some fucked up shit under the Newman CCTV system.
OMG Amelia look, it’s the Newman Frat at Thursday Night Joes!
by Atlantis357 January 11, 2022
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newman look

a dirty , dissaproving look , often given after being told the person giving the look has used a tone .
"did you hear that tone ?"
"she's giving you the newman look :|"
by rebekaaa September 30, 2007
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Newman dinosaur

(noun) the scientific name for the Dilophosaurus, according to the system of binomial nomenclature

(noun) a genus of theropod dinosaur that presumably murdered Newman (Wayne Knight) after spitting blinding poison into his fat, sinister face (in Jurassic Park, not Seinfeld)
**While browsing VHS tapes at Goodwill, Max and Tim come across several copies of Jurassic Park**

Max: What’s your favorite scene in JP?
Tim: Definitely the part where the Newman dinosaur kills Newman.

**Max clenches his teeth and shakes his fist...**

Max: Newman! (in Jerry’s distrustful, baleful voice)
by Maxwell Dope August 23, 2014
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Newman up

To calculate a fee for a good or service incorrectly.
"He really got the stink-eye when he newmaned up the usual, customary, and reasonable price for that coke."
by Newp September 17, 2003
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Newman Smith

Newman Smith is well know has Green Condoms,And there's a lot if usage of drugs
George:Hey I got to Newman Smith
Anthony:OH Shit u must have sum condoms from Trojan
by 69Btixh January 20, 2022
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