newark

Lots and LOTS of guns! Over 100 murders every single year which is more than NYC, Chicago, Miami, and some years, even more than detroit!

But, that's only if you live in the bad areas. There are some nice areas, where lots of crime doesn't go on. Newark is a fun city, lots of things to do and lots of nightlife.

Although if you end up in East Newark at night, lock your doors and roll up your windows, oh, and bring a gun.

Person 1: I'm from Newark

Person 2: HOLY SHIT! How many times have you been shot??

Person 1: None, I live in evergrove street south Newark.

person 2: I see...

by LOLrolfcopOWN June 23, 2007

newark

Newark is the largest city in New Jersey, United States, and the county seat of Essex County. Newark the 64th largest city in the U.S.

The third oldest city in the nation, Newark represents centuries of magnificent architecture, arts, culture, and industry.

Famous People of Newark:

Jason Alexander

Amiri Baraka

Tisha Campbell

Gloria Gaynor

Savion Glover

Whitney Houston

Jerry Lewis

Shaquille O'Neal

Joe Pesci

Redman

Ice-T

Rah Digga

Philip Roth

Eva Marie Saint

Frankie Valli

Sarah Vaughan

Newark, New Jersey, USA..

Many GREAT people have originated or passed through.... You will not be GREAT until YOU do.

Beautiful Newark!!! Come see the most Beautiful and Abundant Cherry Blossom Festival in Newark, NJ every Spring (April).

by Ju1ci3 May 16, 2010

newark

Home of gangstas, pimps, sluts, hoes, jump-offs and any other socially deviant group. A place where even the humble carry a burner. A shitty city but at the same time rich with black culture and black pride. Only problem is it's drug infested and poverty-stricken. So the only option is to keep on clockin' ya dig.

Brick city be gettin' it poppin for real. Yea, Newark is a hot ass town just go there with the burner.

by Bradley Court Piff May 4, 2006

Newarker

A Newarker is a person who is from Newark, in Nottinghamshire England. Newark has one of the highest incest rates in Europe, and if you're from Newark you're likely to be a gypsy or a youth-clubber. An outbreak of fungus recently hit the town in March '06. Leaving one 16 year old boy devastated, he described the situation as "very, very bad", although his beloved warhammer helped him through this hard time, his friends were also upset at the outbreak, describing the 16 year old who cannot be named for legal reasons "a fun guy". Newarkers are easily amused, the local stadium "the youth club arena" saw a record crowd of 34,564 to see a cat play with a ball of string. The other 45,785 residents of Newark were at home shagging their sisters.

Newarker: Hi, i have fungus
Other Newarker: That sucks, lets go bum youth club
Other other Newarker: Hi, im not meant to be here, im meant to be at home shagging my sister

by Gangus Boy April 17, 2006

Newarked

when something is horribly broken or out of order

That shit got newarked

by Fronkeh June 10, 2011

newark

a town in nottinghamshire which is crap tbh. full of chavs and emos with the odd few normal people. with a crap market on saturday and loads of tramps that sit near morrisons. 3/4 of the population are gypsys and like to rule newark like they are the italian mafia :) newark is often confused as full of inbreds, like no obv not, loser its full of gypos!

"there was a fight last weekend in newark!"
so.. whats new?

by brummbled. June 12, 2008

newark

the dirtiest place in the world, with waste plants and gross-smelling industrial buildings and endless land fills. the main reason new jersey has the reason "the dirty jersey"

i went to newark, and i nearly threw up at the sight

by new yorker1 April 26, 2006