Nevada racing stripes

Scratches on the sides of a 4 wheel drive from sage brush

Check out the nevada racing stripes on that pickup, that trucks been in the hills

by Hors Koch August 20, 2012

Nevada Hot Pocket

Deposit a bowel movement into a vagina (a speculum may facilitate this action). Essentially this is a space dock.
Once the space dock is complete, cunnilingus is performed, ensuring that at least some, if not all, fecal matter has been extracted from the vigina.

Dude 1: After I shit in her cunt, I totally ate the Nevada Hot Pocket.
Dude 2: You ate that shit out of her cunt?
Dude 1: Yeah, bro, then she made out with me.
Dude 2: Daaaaamn, you chocolate balled her.

by HOT Love Bug October 21, 2013

navidad

1. Christmas

feliz navidad; Merry Christmas

by Linktlh April 22, 2018

nevada surprise

When a female diver gives a blowjob to the male in the passenger seat. While the male steers the car.

Person 1: Did Chad get into a car accident?
Person 2: Yeah, he and his girlfriend messed up a Nevada surprise.
Person 1: Well at least he went a bang.

by PineapplePenguin May 3, 2019

Nelida

Nelida's is well round and down to earth most real ones out there. she's kind, sweet, cute, smart, trustful, caring, etc wherever your mad sad moody crying lying they know was it happing if your lying she is going to tell you "I'm your friend why would you lie to me to tell rums about me just tell me up front not telling other people bc I will find out one way or another". and when your in a bad mood she will always cheer you up and never let you down and you should keep her as friend or girlfriend to etc but she is always in her moods time to time but if you got her back she got yours:)

dang did you see nelida she be looking like a snack, and plus she rlly nice I love her :)

by faxs;) December 29, 2019

Police Navidad

when a Christmas party gets out of control, and the cops are called

It was all Merry Christmas and Peace on Earth ‘til the fight broke-out and, next thing I knew, it was Police Navidad.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 27, 2011

nevada

“Nevada” is a derivative of a Spanish word meaning snow-clad. The official colors of Nevada are blue and silver, and one of Nevada’s nicknames is the Silver State. The state slogan, Battle Born, was adopted because Nevada became a state during the Civil War, on October 31, 1864. In 1939, October 31st was declared a state holiday—Nevada is the only state to commemorate the date it joined the Union through a state holiday. Nevada also has a state song, “Home Means Nevada,” which was written by Bertha Raffetto and adopted in February 1933.
Nevada is a jewel with many facets—from its desert landscapes to its towering mountain peaks; from pristine Lake Tahoe to the unparalleled Great Basin National Park; from its rustic small towns to the glittering Las Vegas strip to the fastest growing cities in the United States.
Nevada is the home of Hoover Dam, formerly the highest concrete dam in the U.S. Hard hats worn by construction workers were invented specifically for the construction of Hoover Dam.
Gambling was legalized in the State of Nevada in 1931. Las Vegas has more hotel rooms than any other city on earth, and it also has most of the largest hotels on earth. Tourism-related industries, such as hotels and casinos, are the largest employers in Nevada.

Nevada is a place you can divorce someone you have married too soon.

by alvit April 26, 2009