neat nert

Any person who appears gay; a word created by Robert S. after he discovered rainbow hair.

Pappy saw the rainbow hair on a girl at the gas station and said, “She’s a little neat nert”

by Neat Nert June 6, 2021

Matt Licks Nert

Matt Licks Nert is typically a young boy who sits on the computer all day, and has no life. vDream and Petville are his best friends. Matt Licks Nert usually comes from an outside conutry, typically Poland or Brazil. He loves Polish Cereal, and Polish Milk. He is the absolute Legend of any virtual game, and within 5 minutes, he will already have 1,000,000 experience points. He is God!

"Did you hear about that weird kid, Matt Licks Nert?"
"Yeah! He pwnd me and beat me to F1 Pilot!"
"Doesn't surprise me, he's my idol!"

by iPlayFootball March 6, 2010

Nertzed

When you ejaculate and shart at the same time.

I knew I shouldn’t have had Taco Bell before seeing my girlfriend. I nertzed all over her sheets and she broke up with me.

by Bolke October 25, 2020

NERTS

to express disgust; an exclamation

You drop all your pixie stix in a puddle. You yell out, Nerts!

by Joe January 15, 2005

Nertathlete

The rare condition in which oneself is both categorised by being smart and athletic. This extremely rare occurrence can be further broken down into two categories.

I. Nertathlete: This nertathlete through no fault of their own is invariably a social awkward. Because they are good at both being smart and athletic they are unable to constitute being social at the same time. This is not a problem however as they are generally well mannered and liked by most people even though they have poor social skills.

II. Nertathlete 2.0: An improvement on the Nertathlete, and rarer still then the original. The 2.0 version exhibits social ability and generally is capable of communication with others and being cool. Because 2.0 version exhibit social ability, they may be disliked by some people as per the like/dislike paradox.

"That kid, is he a nertathlete or nertathlete 2.0?"

"I don't know, go ask him. If he stumbles at being socially interacted with we know what the answer is."

by MCJesC 2.0 January 21, 2009

nertlerb

An attention whoring device preferred by urban bovine.

That cow on the internet won't quit using that stupid "nertlerb" word it made up.

by boxcar_fritz December 28, 2009

nertz

an expression of mild contempt

You won't shove over? Nertz to you guys.

by piratesse September 1, 2006