Uncle Nephew

The incestious offspring of your grandmother and your brother, or your grandfather and your sister. Being the brother of your mother, and therefore your uncle, and the son of your sister, and therefore your nephew. He is your respectable Uncle Nephew, and he is quite a debauchery of gene mixing.

Good Ol' Leonard Bobby Ferguson was sitting on the top of Mount Rushmore one day when he saw his Grandmother wearing a very revealing outfit.

See, him and his Grandmother were only about twenty years apart due to the family tradition of giving birth at the age of ten. Leonard, who I'll refer to from now on as Leo, felt the old feelings rising in him again and brought his family to a new low by commiting an act of incest with his own grandmother, which she enjoyed just as much as he did...for fuck's sake.

Anyway, eight (not nine) months later their offspring was born. Leo's brother Siegfried reluctantly called this new family member his "Uncle Nephew."

by nickreaper January 3, 2012

delete this nephew

Use this phrase when someone posts some wild shit...

Alex : (scrolling through Instagram, sees a man with makeup on...*comments* delete this nephew)

by Jessica mondum April 18, 2017

nesheng

feaces, plop, the brown stuff you excrete daily. used by some indo's.

'you stupid nesheng head'
'go nesheng you nesheng'
'go back to neshengsville'

by jonathan lipniki December 19, 2007

nephonics

Slang used by nerds. Similar to that of ebonics just directed a nerds. A combination of nerd and phonics.

Normal Guy: What's up man?
Nerd: I am just pwning some noobs pulling off l33t headshots!
Normal Guy: Err.. Yeah.. Sorry I don't speak nephonics.

by Bobby Bubbleness August 4, 2009

Nepheg

Short form of Nepheg is Neph. One of the coolest people you can befriend, loyal af, respects everyone around him, is a little shy at times, but also very adamant in an argument. Cant keep secrets even if he tried his best, so its always advised to only share secrets with Nepheg if you trust him.

guy: hey did you talk with Nepheg Yesterday?

girl: yeah I did, he is very chill and a little funny too.

by definitely-not-neph November 22, 2021

skippers nephew

The art of choking a woman during sex resulting in her dying. Usually a cousin or relative.

“Bro I pulled a skippers nephew last night, what the fuck do I do?”
“My friend got skippers nephewed last week, wanna go to her funeral with me?”

by skippers_nephew August 1, 2019

nephew

Used in the dc area as greeting to younger males from older males. A term of endearment used to express respect and love for a younger african american male from their big homie.

You got to be smarter than that nephew.

by elpadron November 22, 2007