Nelson

A sexy bloke with a 8 inch cock and gets all the babes and is a jet at every sport and is a fucking legend who does coke of your girlfriends tits and slippery geckos her at the same time

God Nelson fucked me so good last night

Nelson’s cock is so big

I sucked Nelsons Dick last night and it was amazing

by Fuck your nan September 12, 2019

Nelson

If Nelson is the last name of a person, they are often widely disliked by the general public. They are the first people to cause a problem and generate conflict with surrouding co-workers and family members. Last name Nelsons will often seem trustoworthy at first, by watch your back for the knife that is sure to follow. They are mostly very lazy and have a very poor work ethic.

If Nelson is the FIRST name of a person, disregard the above statement. They are generally very good people.

That Willian Nelson was saying some lies about me behind my back.

by Concerned Observer001 October 18, 2010

Nelson

Verania’s Boyfriend

“That guy nelson is really nice”

Back off bitch he is my boyfriend”

by Idkdudejustplaying February 19, 2021

nelson

A horny ecuadorian who always gets red carded whenever he tries to touch his girl

probably a mets fan and plays some type of musical instrument like guitar

person 1: Did you see nelson get rejected from grabbing her ass?

person 2: Who didn't?

by Go Yankees! December 19, 2009

Nelson

Cockney ryhming slang for Stella Artois.
Stella = Nelson Mandela

The boys are coming round to watch the football.
Better get a crate of Nelson's!

by HappyHammer June 23, 2006

Nelson

A lover of buttcrack. A faithful companion of cracks in butts, everywhere. Will love your buttcrack even through the hardships that it may face. Through life and death, through sickness and health, the Nelson will be there, to guide your buttcrack through the toughest times. You can always count on the Nelson to look out for your buttcrack.

" I'm so glad I have a Nelson in my life.. what would I do without my Nelson? "

by Cinna bunonmy elmo September 20, 2009

Nelson

To sneak quietly out of the office by tiptoeing and having your computer sign off after you leave.

"That was the best Nelson ever! I didn't even realize you left!"

by Joanie in IQC January 28, 2009