Nelson

To sneak quietly out of the office by tiptoeing and having your computer sign off after you leave.

"That was the best Nelson ever! I didn't even realize you left!"

by Joanie in IQC January 28, 2009

Nelson

A situation whereby an individual performs an act that is consider stingy or selfish. The individual is reluctant to part with or share cash, food, drink, or any other items. It is also commonly used when referring to a male who is seen as a sleeze.

“Hey man, you didn’t put in for the cab ride, you’re such a Nelson.”

by Mr. Cannot February 6, 2010

Nelson

another word for the acctual asshole.

I'm gunna but my willie in your nelson!

by THE_Orange_zilla November 3, 2010

Nelson

A small boy who is also a player.he can be sweet but he is actually a donkey.he will try to hang out with the popular people just so he can be cool. Treats people like they are a nobody and does care about other people exept him

Girl1:hey i saw a kid hanging out with the popular people and they didn't even know him
Girl2:yeah he is such a nelson

by Stitchlove October 29, 2014

Nelson

Brazilian for asshole

Man is Nelson is a Nelson.

by wilfred89 October 4, 2018

Nelson

A water pipe/bong commonly used to inhale marijuana.

Adapted from the previous form 'bilson' a play on the reference to the great Nelson Mandela.

romp that nelson cunt

by bamily March 8, 2015

Nelson

stupid short little men who think they are big and gods gift to women.
they Like to play games and confuse others and then act like nothing happened.
They will one day regret how they treated the hottest chick they ever had

Boy: "hey im a nelson"
Girl: "..ahh no thanks i would rather swallow razor blades and stab myself in the eyeballs then look at your messed up face"

by Muhhamad October 20, 2008