…a lot of people say writing a book is hard… try writing about Nellie. The dedication goes to every girl trying to look as good as her. Chapters 1-69 cover every way she’s finer than a 24 carat diamond. 90-100 are all about the phenomenon known as the “hot-DAMN she fine” effect. 101 is the one we all know, she could sit around and do nothing all day, but like Mona Lisa she’s a straight masterpiece. The book would end with a happy ending, if you kept her well fed, and home in time.
by Sinjin-mex February 25, 2022
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She is a shy girl but when you get close to her you see she’s crazy and gets really comfortable around you. She’ll a kind of girl who will tell you anything even when she knows you won’t keep a secret. She’s the kind of girl who is honest, no matter what. She’s the kind of person no one understands, the type of girl who has troubles no one understands and the type of person who won’t forgive you that easily.
Katie: Hey you know my friend Nellija?
Sarah: Oh yeah, seen her a few times
Katie: Well I tried to help her yesterday but she didn’t seem to get it
Sarah: Oh well, she’ll figure it out, she’s a really honest girl, I would’ve walked around with a nest instead of my hair if she didn’t tell me I looked awful
Katie: Yep, that’s Nellija for you
Sarah: Oh yeah, seen her a few times
Katie: Well I tried to help her yesterday but she didn’t seem to get it
Sarah: Oh well, she’ll figure it out, she’s a really honest girl, I would’ve walked around with a nest instead of my hair if she didn’t tell me I looked awful
Katie: Yep, that’s Nellija for you
by lil_girl_280605 December 30, 2018
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When you go to a punk bar and drink nothing but shots of whiskey and tall boys of raineer. You hit it off with a bar fly and fuck her in the bathroom while the band plays. BONUS points if you make it through the bands whole set.
When you go to a punk bar and drink nothing but shots of whiskey and tall boys of raineer. You hit it off with a bar fly and fuck her in the bathroom while the band plays. BONUS points if you make it through the bands whole set.
by Blaaaaarrggg June 10, 2020
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by ayri di January 4, 2011
Get the nelli mug.a. to plan too far ahead and lose track of the day-to-day,
inevitably messing up both short term and long term
strategy.
b. to play so conservative as to not enjoy current success
to the point of annoyance of others and over-thinking of all
future decisions
c. to fail in a consistent and predictable manner it becomes
funny to everyone who claims to be your friend
examples:
inevitably messing up both short term and long term
strategy.
b. to play so conservative as to not enjoy current success
to the point of annoyance of others and over-thinking of all
future decisions
c. to fail in a consistent and predictable manner it becomes
funny to everyone who claims to be your friend
examples:
My fantasy football team was amazing, but then I shit the bed in the last few weeks. I can't believe I nellied so hard.
by coolcavs May 23, 2011
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