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Insipid Nematode

A tasteless worm that cannot do anything and is absolutely a useless human

Origin: it came to a small person in a dream
Get up you insipid nematode, look what you did to my precious gloves.
by captain_is_king June 13, 2018
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Nematodirus helvetianus

A parasite. In Norwegian the word means "hell in anus". Not much is know about this parasite among most people, but the name indicate that it is pain full to have in the anal parts.
Man: I think i have Nematodirus helvetianus, cos my anal parts hurtig like hell. Doctor : nono it is just the good old hemoroids. Man: i just want you to inspect my ass with one of your pianofingers, sir. Is that too much to ask for?

Woman : i would like to have analsex tonight, sir. Man: i have an infection of nematodirus helvetianus on my genitals. Woman : neeeeeext.
by Nematodirus helvetianus June 5, 2015
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neimantas

A pansexual midget that kinda looks like naruto.
He likes frying pans he’s such a neimantas
by Super rainbow saiyan May 1, 2018
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nematode

1. A person combining all the most negative characteristics of a douchebag, a retard, an infantile moron, a jerkbutt, a dumbass, an insect, a parasite, and a homosexual. Usually has a massive inferiority comlex. Tries to come across as tough and cool, but can't fool you if you've known him for two or more weeks. His idiotic antics are occasionally funny, but never when he means them to be, and only 2% of the time when he doesn't. Can't succeed at anything, not school, not sports, nothing. The only justification for the theory of eugenics. The word is usually a masculine adjective.

2. A roundworm(the intestinal parasite).
That guy is such a nematode!

We need to identify the gene for being a nematode.

Roundworms are nematodes
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Nematode

A person who fucks his/her uncle on the regular.
Look at ole Jimmy and his Uncle Johnson over there. Everyone knows Jimmy is a total nematode.
by DadNumberNine December 13, 2018
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Nehmat

an Indian name with a Punjabi origin, popularly believed to mean charming, blessing and caring. she is usually an incredibly witty and intelligent person, with a soft spot for all animals (especially dogs)
Wow! Nehmat can be really witty sometimes
by KS____ November 30, 2021
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Nehmat

Nehmat means God's gift and a girl with this name is really beautiful and has amazing oratory skills, she loves with her complete heart and always stands together in every situation. If you got a friend named Nehmat then don't lose her because she's a blessing
by Bugssy December 1, 2021
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