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needs more gabber

This term is often used when someone with alternative tastes is dissatisfied with the music on offer at an event. Quite often the person using this term has somewhat questionable taste in music.... and may well be French.
by totes_awesome November 1, 2007
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Needs a pony

Southern England pervert slang meaning you're looking for an Italian prostitute. Adding an age to the request means years of experience
Swith needs a pony. Looking for one thats about 8 - 10 years old. Anywhere in Britain is ok I think.
by HGFB August 2, 2006
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Needs banged

When an attractive individual (usually female) appears as though they should be participating in sexual intercourse. Female scale ratings usually fall under 8-10, sometimes 7 depending on the day, amount of skin showing and/or alcohol assumption. This is used toward an elite group and should not be thrown around loosely.
Dude 1: "Hey, have you seen Becky today?"

Dude 2: "No. Why?

Dude 1: "pshh. Girl needs banged!"
by FishKid April 14, 2010
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needs a little lemon

Needs a little zest, a little pizazz. Add something!
To put it bluntly: Your boring, you need a little lemon!
Sarah's act was so boring! She needs a little lemon!
by Jaja A September 12, 2008
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Needs TV make-up

When a chick is not completely hot, but she would be if she was wearing that TV make-up that makes normal chicks look hotter
- What do you think of this chick? I met her yesterday
- Hmm, I don't know, she needs TV make-up. Then she would be a solid 7.
by Dexterprog November 25, 2010
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needs a cheeseburger

When someone is said to "need a cheeseburger" it means that the person is way too thin - so much so that the person doesn't look attractive. The implication is that the person is anorexic / dieting too much and needs to put on some weight. Almost always said about a female but a male isn't immune.
"Damn, did you see how skinny Angelina Jolie looked at the Academy Awards the other night? That girl needs a cheeseburger!"

"LeAnn Rimes looks anorexic. Someone please give her a cheeseburger!"
by kayemmdee August 1, 2012
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needs a date with a razor

A guy in need of a shave real bad!
He sure looks like he needs a date with a razor!

A guy who hasn't shaved for awhile
by Gamcocklady March 31, 2014
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